Message from @vegeta

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2017-03-31 14:29:57 UTC  

We just say that smoking kills in our adverts.

2017-03-31 14:30:13 UTC  

Oh man

2017-03-31 14:30:42 UTC  

There was one that made cigarettes look like a creepy monster

2017-03-31 14:31:10 UTC  

I hope the creator of that company has a stroke

2017-03-31 14:31:39 UTC  

I cant go through a day without seeing one of those commercials

2017-03-31 14:31:44 UTC  

I want an advert where a toddler sticks a fork in a socket, just to see what happens.

2017-03-31 14:31:51 UTC  

I can't smoke or drink. I don't wanna die. I'm a higher risk of that than other people because of the HRT.

2017-03-31 14:32:29 UTC  

Smoking more so

2017-03-31 14:32:43 UTC  

I would do both if i had it

2017-03-31 14:32:50 UTC  

HRT?

2017-03-31 14:33:02 UTC  

There was a Tide commercial of a baby putting a fork into an outlet

2017-03-31 14:33:14 UTC  

Hahahahahahaha

2017-03-31 14:33:26 UTC  

Not kidding

2017-03-31 14:33:30 UTC  

Hormone replacement therapy. When you're on it, and you have to be your whole life, your risk of getting fatal blood clots is significantly higher if you smoke than it is for other people.

2017-03-31 14:33:51 UTC  

The awesome tities?

2017-03-31 14:34:33 UTC  

Meanwhile waiting for rush hour to end so i can go driving in my favorite canyon

2017-03-31 14:34:45 UTC  

To jump?

2017-03-31 14:35:04 UTC  

I'd jump if I got near one.

2017-03-31 14:35:15 UTC  

Driving you dingus

2017-03-31 14:35:26 UTC  

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2017-03-31 14:37:51 UTC  

@veggydip Can you drive me to a canyon?

2017-03-31 14:40:11 UTC  

Scare the living shit out of the passenger yes

2017-03-31 14:41:55 UTC  

Do you want to beat your wife, or your kids? Do you want to drive and wreck your car and harm others?? Do you want to die choking on your own vomit?

2017-03-31 14:42:49 UTC  

Lol

2017-03-31 14:42:57 UTC  

What a way to put it

2017-03-31 14:43:13 UTC  

I'm surrounded by retards

2017-03-31 14:44:08 UTC  

Youd have to be driving like a retard to actually crash badly

2017-03-31 14:53:57 UTC  

I got a question for ya guys

2017-03-31 14:54:46 UTC  

Anyone hyped for the Justic League movie?

2017-03-31 14:55:16 UTC  

No, but hyped for young justice new season

2017-03-31 14:59:20 UTC  

I live

2017-03-31 14:59:23 UTC  

again!

2017-03-31 15:01:40 UTC  

I'm fucking dead.

2017-03-31 15:03:20 UTC  

@vegeta today I am gonna do ramen training!

2017-03-31 15:04:24 UTC  

Maybe today is the day i jump off the roof

2017-03-31 15:05:54 UTC  

@Sarcastro I bet I could beat you!

2017-03-31 15:06:23 UTC  

You know you're tired when you tap the home button instead of backspace

2017-03-31 15:06:32 UTC  

^

2017-03-31 15:06:36 UTC  

wait what

2017-03-31 15:06:41 UTC  

how can you evern miss them

2017-03-31 15:06:49 UTC  

they're like 4cm apart