That broccoli looks hella dank

i want a broccoli shirt

Another pic of me

das me 🐱

no u

No u

needs more kawaii

ok heres @RollinInTheDerp

I'm LIT

true

I should put that as my Twitter pic

ffs, I can hear my roomate fucking in the living room upstairs.

Again?!

I hear coordinated shaking that slowly increases and decreases in speed.

Gonna raise the gain on my mic.

O my

gg, it stopped.

http://www.verycoolshirtz.com/product/the-expand-dong-tee

I think the last time that happened was when we were in a Skype call with Jamie & dex 😂

Last time, it was fapping I heard.

OH

OH

IT STARTED AGAIN

But yeah, he's a chef at hooters, and brings girls back home.

You should tell him to hook you up

You ever make awkward eye contact with the girls when they leave like "I know what y'all did"

That'd be less for him.

Nah, he asks me to stay in the basment when he brings a girl over.

Lol

Sharing is caring

I used to let him borrow my bedroom at one point.

Tell him to hook you up doooe

Hell naw ain't no one fuckin in my bed

But girl smells got to be in my room ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But then you get scent of other dude too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovwg9fcQMPU

Nah, I piss on the parts of the sheets that smelt like him.

Smelling like sex in yo room

Ah good. Gotta mark your territory