Message from @Emma

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2017-03-07 08:56:17 UTC  

he fortunately isn't experiencing any of these problems

2017-03-07 08:56:42 UTC  

Some are random like the hardware and software defects. Might get them, might not.

2017-03-07 08:57:44 UTC  

Ones you will absolutely see every time though is the screen being damaged over time by the dock (fix this by keeping it in its dock at all times and never taking it out AND GET A SCREEN PROTECTOR), and, entirely unavoidable, the pegs that keep the joy cons in place will wear out very fast and will break if you drop the system.

2017-03-07 08:58:08 UTC  

The pro controllers analog sticks break too. They tend to get stuck.

2017-03-07 08:58:16 UTC  

This system is an all-around disaster.

2017-03-07 08:59:27 UTC  

this iteration of it for sure

2017-03-07 08:59:29 UTC  

the scratching reminds of the 3ds issue

2017-03-07 08:59:42 UTC  

hopefully they can make a better version of it or something

2017-03-07 08:59:45 UTC  

where closing the system eventually scratched the top screen

2017-03-07 08:59:45 UTC  

I dunno

2017-03-07 08:59:59 UTC  

maybe I'm optimistic to a fault

2017-03-07 09:00:11 UTC  

They will have to make a better version.

2017-03-07 09:00:21 UTC  

This one is just bad.

2017-03-07 09:00:26 UTC  

totally

2017-03-07 09:00:40 UTC  

The joycon shoulders are fucking trash

2017-03-07 09:00:51 UTC  

they're way too hard to take on and off

2017-03-07 09:01:31 UTC  

A Nintendo gimmick controller that doesn't work as advertised. Nothing new or shocking there.

2017-03-07 09:01:38 UTC  

right

2017-03-07 09:01:39 UTC  

lol

2017-03-07 09:02:00 UTC  

yeah but think about the children

2017-03-07 09:03:03 UTC  

I do think the pro controller this time had the best design of all their controlers they've ever made.

2017-03-07 09:03:18 UTC  

If they can just fix the issue with the control sticks it'd be good to go.

2017-03-07 09:03:47 UTC  

Also, the system should come with one of those controllers, not be sold seperately.

2017-03-07 09:04:04 UTC  

yeah I agree

2017-03-07 09:05:11 UTC  

It looked like it was actually designed with ergonomics in mind this time. So it felt comfortable in your hand.

2017-03-07 09:05:22 UTC  

Instead of their usual fetish with rectangular controllers.

2017-03-07 09:05:26 UTC  

And what the fuck were there thinking with the joycon dock not being chargable

2017-03-07 09:05:42 UTC  

and selling one that does charge as an accessory

2017-03-07 09:05:55 UTC  

The joycon controller maintains their rectangular controller fetish.

2017-03-07 09:06:03 UTC  

It's a very bad design.

2017-03-07 09:06:43 UTC  

All those warning messages you get spammed with by Nintendo systems and games these days about taking a rest. THAT's what they were about. The damage to your wrists their poor designs caused.

2017-03-07 09:06:47 UTC  

It feels a lot like a gamecube controller in the hand

2017-03-07 09:07:00 UTC  

They'd rather annoy you with messages than just actually design it properly in the first place.

2017-03-07 09:07:18 UTC  

I don't get hte love for the gamecube controller.

2017-03-07 09:07:21 UTC  

It was.... not good.

2017-03-07 09:07:49 UTC  

It was tiny, extremely uncomfortable in adult hands. And it held your wrists closer together which is extremely dangerous.

2017-03-07 09:08:02 UTC  

That damages your wrist muscles and tendons.

2017-03-07 09:08:16 UTC  

That's why proper controllers have that bowed shape these days.

2017-03-07 09:08:22 UTC  

To hold your wrists further apart.

2017-03-07 09:08:41 UTC  

right

2017-03-07 09:09:03 UTC  

emma, you sure seem to know a lot