its so weird reading that online, everyone is usually american

xD

Yeah fucken americunts

hahha

fuckin oath

American is the world, NZ just hasnt found enough oil yet :3

I'm str8 from Aotearoa

And then we will Annex ya

Get fucked

lol

Germany here but fuck Germany, place is cucked

We'll get all the Maoris to do the haka and step you's out

would probably work too

straight up

We will go hiroshima 2.0

Does NZ have a sizeable military?

would rather get nuked tbh

I bet you's would get lost on your way and bomb Samoa or some shit

omf

you're killing me

Our pop is 4 mill we have a little navy or some shit

Lol we pull an iraq war and attack the wrong island

Some cunts with boats

we hit pearl harbor by accident

a dinghy with a sheep and a machine gun

Yeah fyck yrahhhh

Yeah the US military is insane

our army doesnt give them working life jackets and drown them

Try bomb us then I'll get my mom on you

get the jandal out

Get our tiaha

One Abrams can probably take on a large portion of the NZ army

We'll get an army of Indians that work at the dairies

and we have like 10000 of them

you been to auckland?

Nah

Also that pic is hilarious

shits all indians and asians

like 80%

I wanna go up with my bro for his jiu jitsu comp