Message from @carlsbad

Discord ID: 300096523339825154


2017-04-08 02:33:40 UTC  

yes

2017-04-08 02:33:40 UTC  

Yes ma'am

2017-04-08 02:33:46 UTC  

I'm pretty much eating pork for the first time in years

2017-04-08 02:33:48 UTC  

charles

2017-04-08 02:33:50 UTC  

ur weird

2017-04-08 02:33:55 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-04-08 02:34:00 UTC  

I back him

2017-04-08 02:34:19 UTC  

The ability to suck your own dick would be the best superpower

2017-04-08 02:34:19 UTC  

does that count as gay

2017-04-08 02:34:22 UTC  

🤔

2017-04-08 02:34:36 UTC  

Rly makes u think 🤔

2017-04-08 02:34:37 UTC  

not if you don't pay yourself

2017-04-08 02:34:47 UTC  

🤔

2017-04-08 02:34:54 UTC  

gay4pay

2017-04-08 02:35:01 UTC  

pay4gay

2017-04-08 02:35:11 UTC  

when ur lonley

2017-04-08 02:35:16 UTC  

lmao

2017-04-08 02:35:20 UTC  

no one would be gay if you had to pay for it

2017-04-08 02:35:22 UTC  

fuck that shit

2017-04-08 02:35:59 UTC  

clorox tastes like water

2017-04-08 02:36:26 UTC  

It does

2017-04-08 02:36:32 UTC  

really?

2017-04-08 02:36:41 UTC  

I have no idea

2017-04-08 02:36:44 UTC  

yeah I drink it for the "health benefits"

2017-04-08 02:36:55 UTC  

Are u making fun of me 😳

2017-04-08 02:36:56 UTC  

If I had the power to stop time I would stop time, then go to the construction behind my buildning, break whatever freakin' machine they are using that is making all this damn noise, return to my apartment, then restart time.

2017-04-08 02:36:57 UTC  

goteeem.

2017-04-08 02:37:00 UTC  

so do i

2017-04-08 02:37:04 UTC  

dont make fun of charles

2017-04-08 02:37:07 UTC  

its not his fault

2017-04-08 02:37:10 UTC  

cant you see by my picture

2017-04-08 02:37:20 UTC  

yea its not my fault 😳

2017-04-08 02:37:26 UTC  

I would totally suck my own dick

2017-04-08 02:37:28 UTC  

he's special

2017-04-08 02:37:33 UTC  

needs to wear a helmet at

2017-04-08 02:37:35 UTC  

all times

2017-04-08 02:37:45 UTC  

Thats not true 😳

2017-04-08 02:37:50 UTC  

<:joomWINK:291845658141261825>

2017-04-08 02:38:20 UTC  

i looked up what bleach taste like

2017-04-08 02:38:22 UTC  

like death. Since bleach is caustic and poisonous, it would most definitely kill you and it would be awfully painful. I suspect the bleach would penetrate the esophogus causing enormous bleeding ulcers there and in the stomach. It could easily take an hour or so to die. But when you are in that much pain, it could seem like an eternity.

It's a taste you'll never want to taste again.

Be smart, dont taste bleach

2017-04-08 02:38:33 UTC  

that shit is dangerous damn