my freckles are badges

His alternator was fucked up and we got stuck at a gas station all because he wanted coffee instead of driving it to my house to get it fixed. We jump started it and his speedometer wasn't even working

medals of honor if you will

he was running literally off just his dying battery

lmao

`those spots are dead dna`
what the fuck

dude we had a substitute once

in bluff city

If I don't have my morning coffee, I run about 5% all day.

who swore she work for nasa

thats not how organisms work

Water is better

go to church kids

and when our teacher got back she was like wtf? she never worked for nasa

she barely passed college

lmao

*thats not how orgasms work*

How I read it

^

Same lol

that's not how origami works

@Sarcastro they could be

Orgasms are lovely though 😍

When I was in algebra 2 she claimed to work for the government by dealing with encrypting with fuckin matrices

holy shit dude

dead dna? how do you imagine your body transfers the dead dna to spots on the surface?

@Spirit mm I agree

@Sarcastro but most likely are genetic inheritance for me

i think i know who you're talking about haha

i heard people talking about a wacko math teacher

We have a few

there was one i had

😭😭😭

black hair

totally fucking insane

Reed is the one with the government experience apparently

LOL

ой

Like yeah matrices sure not secure encryption algorithms

my friend in carter said her art teacher smoked pot in her car

lul