hey anyone know a one way ticket to getting out of school

No

Grow up

What's that

oh man

Oh man what

i really need to get out of tommorrow

Huh

eat until you barf

claim the flu

Run away

i have the flu alrieady still gotta go

If you have the flu don't you dare go to school

don't spread that

i'm forced to

it could mutate and cause an epidemic

Wear a mask

Just don't wake up

well the problem is i got paranoid family who got some cold feet i tell yah

that and the state of texas are dicks about truents

oh

yeah they are

Truency laws in texas are fucked

you should see arkansas

they're worse

in arkansas doctors notices dont count

the fuck they do

lol

I lived there

that's so fucked up

I had to go to truency court over it

truancy

Which is why i dont live there any more.

Rednecks ?

well that to

but in texas it's kind of different based on what county you're in

lol

i had cancer in tn

and got put on probation

for missing days

mine's lax about that sort of thing