Wonder what magazines I'd buy

Not celebrity gossip

Playboy, maybe.

Magazines are for old people who can't understand how to use computers.

I used to have amazon prime but my dad subscribed for one so mostly I just use his if I can't find the book I need in the bookstore

There's little reason for me to not have Amazon Prime because its free two-day shipping pays for itself very quickly.

I do most of my shopping for basic things there instead of in the local stores because I don't have a car and the stores here are more expensive because it's a small town.

My dad always,watches the movies on amazon prime I remember it came with 60-70$ as a giftcard and I'm saving that to rent a textbook

I want to fuck

no you dont

Yes

want fuck

Lemme smash

your tail is small

#bye

Fuck off Deznal lemme smash

Who's tail?

Can I fuck as well?

We'll make it a threesome Deznal you in?

no guys, there will be no fucking

Psh

Prude

Will there be birds?

there will be birds

We will fuck many pigeons

but no sex

not until marriage

Girls?

I will marry cockatiels

Will there be hot girls?

I like 'em loud

No

There will be traps

I have sources for traps. There will be many traps.

You're gonna have to help me out of my chair Ned.

guys stop this tomfollery

Never!

I still want to fuck

Lemme samsh

smash*

Can you help me smash as well Ned?