Message from @Paris

Discord ID: 302162831548350464


2017-04-13 19:24:53 UTC  

if you keep your phone in your hoodie pocket

2017-04-13 19:24:55 UTC  

you're a virgin

2017-04-13 19:25:02 UTC  

fuck

2017-04-13 19:25:08 UTC  

it never leave my hands

2017-04-13 19:25:34 UTC  

>not holding your back pa k sttaps

2017-04-13 19:25:36 UTC  

straps

2017-04-13 19:25:39 UTC  

backpack

2017-04-13 19:25:39 UTC  

What about j
Keeping your phone I. Your side pants pocketd

2017-04-13 19:25:41 UTC  

durr

2017-04-13 19:25:55 UTC  

I'm a patron now

2017-04-13 19:25:56 UTC  

does anyone else wanna drink bleach? 😮

2017-04-13 19:25:56 UTC  

>holding your backpack straps

2017-04-13 19:25:56 UTC  

*in

2017-04-13 19:26:00 UTC  

thats not okay

2017-04-13 19:26:06 UTC  

>not buckling the straps

2017-04-13 19:26:14 UTC  

lmao

2017-04-13 19:26:22 UTC  

>taking your backpack off at all

2017-04-13 19:26:33 UTC  

>lifting your feet to walk

2017-04-13 19:26:36 UTC  

>people whom's backpacks are 2 inches long

2017-04-13 19:26:47 UTC  

What is the walk of a neck beard

2017-04-13 19:27:12 UTC  

Oh wait they don't walk

2017-04-13 19:27:15 UTC  

those aren't mutually exclusive

2017-04-13 19:27:16 UTC  

yike

2017-04-13 19:27:48 UTC  

Was my roast good

2017-04-13 19:27:52 UTC  

no

2017-04-13 19:27:59 UTC  

goddamn my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

2017-04-13 19:28:16 UTC  

tfw no god like roman physique

2017-04-13 19:28:19 UTC  

What about wearing vans all the time

2017-04-13 19:28:19 UTC  

>one strap bag

2017-04-13 19:28:29 UTC  

Are vans for virgins

2017-04-13 19:28:31 UTC  

how does a grown woman wear a backpack

2017-04-13 19:28:40 UTC  

whats a woman

2017-04-13 19:28:54 UTC  

what's grown

2017-04-13 19:29:10 UTC  

my tumor :^(

2017-04-13 19:29:19 UTC  

😦

2017-04-13 19:29:34 UTC  

Do virgins wear vans

2017-04-13 19:29:38 UTC  

no

2017-04-13 19:29:42 UTC  

just gay dudes

2017-04-13 19:29:56 UTC  

What about straight people that wear vans

2017-04-13 19:30:07 UTC  

then you're not straight

2017-04-13 19:30:09 UTC  

no excuse for it