Message from @carlsbad

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2017-04-16 04:48:55 UTC  
2017-04-16 04:48:56 UTC  

boom

2017-04-16 04:48:57 UTC  

Overcook a pizza by seven hours

2017-04-16 04:49:15 UTC  

2 girls 1 cup , a spoon and a tea bag?

2017-04-16 04:49:28 UTC  

2 girls 1 cup isnt even that bad

2017-04-16 04:49:31 UTC  

not sure how people puked at it

2017-04-16 04:49:36 UTC  

its not attractive

2017-04-16 04:49:42 UTC  

its just not all that sickening

2017-04-16 04:49:49 UTC  

i have a really hard to trigger gag reflex

2017-04-16 04:49:50 UTC  

idk

2017-04-16 04:49:58 UTC  

My insane ex made sure I saw **1 Guy 1 Jar** which is way worse.

2017-04-16 04:50:08 UTC  

where he smashes a jar

2017-04-16 04:50:09 UTC  

up his ass?

2017-04-16 04:50:10 UTC  

seen

2017-04-16 04:50:16 UTC  

1 guy 900 maggots is worse.

2017-04-16 04:50:17 UTC  

much worse

2017-04-16 04:50:27 UTC  

nothing can top it

2017-04-16 04:50:30 UTC  

except for sounding

2017-04-16 04:50:33 UTC  

1 guy 1 jar best porn 10/10 -ign

2017-04-16 04:51:07 UTC  

the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet was people being murdered and shit

2017-04-16 04:51:12 UTC  

after seeing stuff like that

2017-04-16 04:51:22 UTC  

I kinda feel like we're fucked for a while

2017-04-16 04:51:28 UTC  

so I've stopped watching crazy shit

2017-04-16 04:51:31 UTC  

you know dog?

2017-04-16 04:51:36 UTC  

anyways

2017-04-16 04:51:43 UTC  

who's up for some patty cake

2017-04-16 04:51:54 UTC  

Bakers men

2017-04-16 04:51:58 UTC  

of course I know dog, dog is delicious

2017-04-16 04:52:05 UTC  

it's one of my favorite foods

2017-04-16 04:52:12 UTC  

stop eating my puppies 😦

2017-04-16 04:52:20 UTC  

You're my favorite food

2017-04-16 04:52:20 UTC  

how many do you have?

2017-04-16 04:52:28 UTC  

I have a chihuahua

2017-04-16 04:52:30 UTC  

I love him

2017-04-16 04:52:38 UTC  

I need to make an order, I have run out of maltese, do delicious

2017-04-16 04:52:43 UTC  

so*

2017-04-16 04:52:53 UTC  

: Lemme tell ya how proud i am of MY PRESIDENT right now oka!? i just got back from flying my falg in my yard because we FINALLY we have a man with NUTS in the white house that assad feller thought he was hot shit but GOD does not forgive the killers of babies (take notw demoRATS) i had my grandson take pictures of the tv when the missiles were being launched and it's now my screensaver for my computer! i cant tell you how proud i am to be an american and a former USmarine motorpool mechanic. GOD BLESS THE USA AND GOD BLESS donald trump .

2017-04-16 04:53:22 UTC  

if he does have nuts, they are fucking saggy, that old ginger prick is like 65

2017-04-16 04:53:37 UTC  

70

2017-04-16 04:53:39 UTC  

It was a typo

2017-04-16 04:53:40 UTC  

he's our oldest president elected