Message from @pastiche

Discord ID: 303760780401311747


2017-04-18 05:14:11 UTC  

I'm not doing it to you I'm doing it to Bigby XD

2017-04-18 05:14:19 UTC  

I'm sorry

2017-04-18 05:14:22 UTC  

@pastiche RIGHT?!

2017-04-18 05:14:23 UTC  

I have a victim complex

2017-04-18 05:14:24 UTC  

All this food talk got my hungry

2017-04-18 05:14:25 UTC  

But I loved how outlandish it was

2017-04-18 05:14:29 UTC  

I did

2017-04-18 05:14:32 UTC  

I loved courage

2017-04-18 05:14:33 UTC  

Gonna go grab something to eat

2017-04-18 05:14:41 UTC  

My favorite show growing up

2017-04-18 05:14:43 UTC  

I saw butter and said 'Lets chuck this in with the frozen cheese

2017-04-18 05:14:48 UTC  

I loved how fucking weird it was

2017-04-18 05:14:59 UTC  

and out came godly delights the likes I had never tasted before

2017-04-18 05:15:17 UTC  

@carlsbad agreed

2017-04-18 05:15:19 UTC  

@pastiche "Deep-fried butter. Who the fuck saw butter and thought it needs more grease?" Did you just quote Gordon Ramsay?

2017-04-18 05:15:41 UTC  

I saw the face of god

2017-04-18 05:15:48 UTC  

@Repzion is the big boy ni🅱🅱a alive?

2017-04-18 05:15:48 UTC  

then the paramedics revived me

2017-04-18 05:16:27 UTC  

@Hades, Sin of Wrath, no, but I imagine he'd have said the same.

2017-04-18 05:16:29 UTC  

I swear i've heard that quote from somewhere before

2017-04-18 05:16:53 UTC  

Nope, it's from my head, @Hades, Sin of Wrath.

2017-04-18 05:17:16 UTC  

He'd probably say "Where is my ___ Sauce?"

2017-04-18 05:17:35 UTC  

"Or this is over cooked"

2017-04-18 05:17:36 UTC  

I have an idea. Lets call up Paula Deen.

2017-04-18 05:17:44 UTC  

She'll get some fat on BigBi

2017-04-18 05:17:44 UTC  

Y'all are some poofters

2017-04-18 05:17:57 UTC  

left for 4 minutes, somebody give me the lowdown

2017-04-18 05:18:11 UTC  

I'm starving like children are starving in africa

2017-04-18 05:18:16 UTC  

I'm thinking of contrived ways to get BigBi fat by making jokes and references

2017-04-18 05:18:17 UTC  

mmm paula deen recipes

2017-04-18 05:18:26 UTC  

I can't stop farting

2017-04-18 05:18:28 UTC  

What do?

2017-04-18 05:18:39 UTC  

Do NOT plug it up

2017-04-18 05:18:40 UTC  

eat more beans

2017-04-18 05:18:41 UTC  

I've never heard of Paula Deen

2017-04-18 05:18:52 UTC  

*Gasp*

2017-04-18 05:18:52 UTC  

It's no wonder Americans have obesity problems. Deep-fried butter, deep-fried ice-cream. It's fucking retarded.

2017-04-18 05:18:53 UTC  

Paula deen is amazing

2017-04-18 05:19:05 UTC  

Pheliksa you just jelly

2017-04-18 05:19:12 UTC  

I want some deep fried oreos tbh

2017-04-18 05:19:14 UTC  

Yes we americans have obesity