Message from @dukenorton

Discord ID: 303761781376155660


2017-04-18 05:18:17 UTC  

mmm paula deen recipes

2017-04-18 05:18:26 UTC  

I can't stop farting

2017-04-18 05:18:28 UTC  

What do?

2017-04-18 05:18:39 UTC  

Do NOT plug it up

2017-04-18 05:18:40 UTC  

eat more beans

2017-04-18 05:18:41 UTC  

I've never heard of Paula Deen

2017-04-18 05:18:52 UTC  

*Gasp*

2017-04-18 05:18:52 UTC  

It's no wonder Americans have obesity problems. Deep-fried butter, deep-fried ice-cream. It's fucking retarded.

2017-04-18 05:18:53 UTC  

Paula deen is amazing

2017-04-18 05:19:05 UTC  

Pheliksa you just jelly

2017-04-18 05:19:12 UTC  

I want some deep fried oreos tbh

2017-04-18 05:19:14 UTC  

Yes we americans have obesity

2017-04-18 05:19:19 UTC  

But thats why we made drones

2017-04-18 05:19:45 UTC  

thats exactly like saying "yes we have cancer but atleast we have technology"

2017-04-18 05:19:51 UTC  

@Repzion nigga's always playing overwatch

2017-04-18 05:20:00 UTC  

Though most scientists don't look like they weight 200 kg.

2017-04-18 05:20:19 UTC  

You are correct

2017-04-18 05:20:26 UTC  

Whats a kg

2017-04-18 05:20:27 UTC  

most fat americans are poor americans

2017-04-18 05:20:36 UTC  

Ironically

2017-04-18 05:20:52 UTC  

poor of soul at least

2017-04-18 05:21:07 UTC  

Boo! Bad pun!

2017-04-18 05:21:09 UTC  

Shame!

2017-04-18 05:21:20 UTC  

Shame the punner!

2017-04-18 05:21:22 UTC  

i thought it was a good pun

2017-04-18 05:21:39 UTC  

Fine -_-

2017-04-18 05:21:46 UTC  

I'll put my pitchfork away

2017-04-18 05:21:50 UTC  

@carlsbad, a kilogram.

2017-04-18 05:22:03 UTC  

a kilogram is a unit of mass

2017-04-18 05:22:04 UTC  

hey guys

2017-04-18 05:22:08 UTC  

sup

2017-04-18 05:22:08 UTC  

did i mention i dont need $12 anymore

2017-04-18 05:22:14 UTC  

you did it

2017-04-18 05:22:19 UTC  

you got the bunears?

2017-04-18 05:22:19 UTC  

hue

2017-04-18 05:22:21 UTC  

yes

2017-04-18 05:22:23 UTC  

well i will

2017-04-18 05:22:25 UTC  

in a few mins

2017-04-18 05:22:28 UTC  

Don't tell me you don't know what kilogram is.

2017-04-18 05:22:28 UTC  

im proud of you

2017-04-18 05:22:31 UTC  

:3