red forman said so

Uh huh

And we didn't lose in Afghanistan

where were you guys again during afganistan?

Can't remember I was like 7, we were probably jacking off and laughing though

Also as soonas we appointed General Mattis as Secretary of defense, we let him loose to go bomb happy on isis bases. OH SUCK IT!

We haven't been invaded in almost a millennia

I will admit my mom wanted nothing to do with france after what happened in paris. Their own 9/11. I asked her why, she said "THEY DIDN'T SUPPORT US WHEN 9/11 HAPPENED!!" I got pissed and sent her the proof that they did. I was like "THE ONLY REASON YOU NEVER KNEW THIS HAPPENED IS BECAUSE COMMUNICATION AT THE TIME WASN'T AS EASILY ACCESSIBLE AND WE DIDN'T HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA TO BRING THE NEWS TO US! WE HAD TO RELY ON TV AND WE DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET AT THE TIME! SUCK IT!"

my mom is quite stubborn

I don't know why you bought France up

Parents hating countries?

you said your mom hates america?

Ohhhhhh

Yeah she hates Germany too

Because her family was Jewish and had to flee

I'm pretty sure everyone hates germany. They can't govern themselves. They fucked themselves up like what? 3 times in 100 years?

Basically yeah, not as bad as Greece though

yea true

Greece is ocean deep in debt

Though I will say I love learning about their mythology

Same, there's a meme that explains it all but I can't find it

There we go

lmao

What other countries are fucked

North Korea obviously

All of em.

Venezuela

Zimbabwe

All countries are fucked

Thats very pesenistic Krelan

okay...and?

That's it, you're just being pesenistic

Okay

...

And?

were you trying to spell pessimistic....???

Yeah that

How did i get it so wrong?

tbh I'm kinda scared that my google has all my memes and pictures saved but at the same time I can't stop laughing at all the trump memes I used to have.

I hate smartphones