sucks to be you

Or Wendy's

We have Weatherspoons

And Nando's

sucks to be you. Because jack in the box has a permenant 2 tacos for 99 cents

*Special

Never had a proper taco

But I want one

it's primarily a burger joint but people only go for the tacos

also bitch make a trip to texas. I'll show you a proper taco

Jeez Trini, at least wait a few days before asking me out on a date

not a date but ok

Well I can't get to Texas easily and if I did my parents would disown me so 😭

Looks like I'm getting disowned

lmao why? What's wrong with texas?

My mum hates 'Merica

Like hates all of it

she's just salty because we won the war

What war?

Ohhhhhh that thing like 300 years ago?

History joke

Nah that's not why

It's a joke

At least we didn't lose to Rice Farmers

IT WAS A TIE

red forman said so

Uh huh

And we didn't lose in Afghanistan

where were you guys again during afganistan?

Can't remember I was like 7, we were probably jacking off and laughing though

Also as soonas we appointed General Mattis as Secretary of defense, we let him loose to go bomb happy on isis bases. OH SUCK IT!

We haven't been invaded in almost a millennia

I will admit my mom wanted nothing to do with france after what happened in paris. Their own 9/11. I asked her why, she said "THEY DIDN'T SUPPORT US WHEN 9/11 HAPPENED!!" I got pissed and sent her the proof that they did. I was like "THE ONLY REASON YOU NEVER KNEW THIS HAPPENED IS BECAUSE COMMUNICATION AT THE TIME WASN'T AS EASILY ACCESSIBLE AND WE DIDN'T HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA TO BRING THE NEWS TO US! WE HAD TO RELY ON TV AND WE DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET AT THE TIME! SUCK IT!"

my mom is quite stubborn

I don't know why you bought France up

Parents hating countries?

you said your mom hates america?

Ohhhhhh

Yeah she hates Germany too

Because her family was Jewish and had to flee

I'm pretty sure everyone hates germany. They can't govern themselves. They fucked themselves up like what? 3 times in 100 years?