Message from @squeaker

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2017-04-24 18:45:13 UTC  

We haven't had an official like sign besides trump being stupid

2017-04-24 18:45:19 UTC  

yeah except

2017-04-24 18:45:23 UTC  

for the past 10 yrs

2017-04-24 18:45:25 UTC  

everyone like

2017-04-24 18:45:31 UTC  

"russia dont do that or we'll be really angry!!"

2017-04-24 18:45:41 UTC  

Russia can fight me

2017-04-24 18:45:41 UTC  

and russia is like "lol ok i wont... haha jk *invades crimea*"

2017-04-24 18:45:44 UTC  

In a doorway stood a man,
Looking at a hill.
A hill which had nothing to fill the emptieness on that hill,
And he looked at that hill, with nothing to fill it,
And he thought to himself,
"Why, couldn't I fill that space on that hill?"
So he ran to the hill,
And he stood on the hill, thinking
"Now I've filled the space on this hill,
And when someone's ill,
They can look at that hill, and think
"Why, couldn't my illness be cured by that hill?"
And so the man was content,
Standing on that hill,
And his arms became green and leaves in his hair,
And so the man who had once stood in a doorway,
Looking at a hill,
Was now but a tree on that hill,
And years passed,
And the tree thought
"Why, isn't it wonderful standing on this hill,
And wishing well for those who are ill?"
And then one day,
The workers came, with axes and shovels,
Digging and chopping the things that would stop them,
And they saw the tree, and the chopped at the tree and
The tree who had once been a man
Who had stood in a doorway and looked at a hill, had fallen to the ground,
Helpless and ill, was dragged away from that empty hill,
And in the factory they cut him, and chopped him to pieces,
And out of him they built a house by a hill, and a doorway facing that empty hill,
And the new owner of that house by that hill stood in the doorway,
And thought,
"Why, that hill looks empty and has space that needs filling,
I might just run to that hill and stand of that hill to fill that space on that empty hill,
And he went to the hill and he helped the ill and he stood there forever as a tree and no workers ever chopped it, for it helped the ill.

2017-04-24 18:45:45 UTC  

Everyone is scared of Russia lmao

2017-04-24 18:45:48 UTC  

and then the UN goes

2017-04-24 18:45:54 UTC  

"hmm well we wish you hadnt done that!"

2017-04-24 18:46:01 UTC  

and theyre like "well i definitely wont do it again!"

2017-04-24 18:46:05 UTC  

The U.N. don't care

2017-04-24 18:46:14 UTC  

they dont wanna do anything cuz ww3

2017-04-24 18:46:20 UTC  

Didn't Russia open gay concentration camps?

2017-04-24 18:46:21 UTC  

but they have no power to stop anything

2017-04-24 18:46:24 UTC  

Why don't we move to Mars

2017-04-24 18:46:24 UTC  

well

2017-04-24 18:46:31 UTC  

czechnya has some gay concentration camps

2017-04-24 18:46:35 UTC  

Everyone throws things at each other but won't throw a punch

2017-04-24 18:46:37 UTC  

STOP TAKING AbOUT POLOTICS AND START TAKING ABOUT MEMES CAUS MEMES ARE FUNNY

2017-04-24 18:46:39 UTC  

russia treats gays very badly

2017-04-24 18:46:41 UTC  

Just all of us and our loved ones

2017-04-24 18:46:44 UTC  

FUCK OFF TO THE CANCER CHANNEL

2017-04-24 18:46:45 UTC  

We move to mars

2017-04-24 18:46:52 UTC  

yea idk

2017-04-24 18:46:58 UTC  

Political memes

2017-04-24 18:46:58 UTC  

i feel the US is no better

2017-04-24 18:47:04 UTC  

i dont wana move to maars

2017-04-24 18:47:09 UTC  

what with afghanistan, iraq, etc.

2017-04-24 18:47:16 UTC  

Then you're not invited

2017-04-24 18:47:28 UTC  

US is just less radical

2017-04-24 18:47:33 UTC  

are they?

2017-04-24 18:47:36 UTC  

or are they just more sneaky

2017-04-24 18:47:38 UTC  

Though like we can't keep a secret

2017-04-24 18:47:48 UTC  

they have to have a stronger pretense nw than

2017-04-24 18:47:52 UTC  

"we gotta stop communisms slol"

2017-04-24 18:48:11 UTC  

Y'know what amazes me about the US? They say they hate being the world police, but as soon as an airstrike happens, they bend over backwards

2017-04-24 18:48:13 UTC  

Both in a sense they don't go doing like Iraq but they still do fucked shit

2017-04-24 18:48:19 UTC  

Why the fuck my mom bothering me at 3 PM

2017-04-24 18:48:23 UTC  

It's my bed time