america had nukes in norway, france, england, turkey etc.

russia put a few lil nukes in cuba

IM NORWEGIAN

and US flips its shit

and starts a war

practically

haha

US wants to dominate everyone lmao

yeah p much

It would have happened anyway

#norgeerdetbestelandetsverigeergay

US basically fucked up latin america beyond repair

Hillary or Trump

because "scary communism waahhh!"

bloop

somebody needs to put daddy america back in his place

and then "war on drugs waaahhh!"

I'm waiting for Cold War pt 2

and now "war on terror waahhh!"

***dare!***

bloop bloop im a shup

cold war pt 2 is goin on imo

The war on drugs was done by fuck wad

its just way colder

Manipulation is fun

bluh

We haven't had an official like sign besides trump being stupid

yeah except

for the past 10 yrs

everyone like

"russia dont do that or we'll be really angry!!"

Russia can fight me

and russia is like "lol ok i wont... haha jk *invades crimea*"

In a doorway stood a man,
Looking at a hill.
A hill which had nothing to fill the emptieness on that hill,
And he looked at that hill, with nothing to fill it,
And he thought to himself,
"Why, couldn't I fill that space on that hill?"
So he ran to the hill,
And he stood on the hill, thinking
"Now I've filled the space on this hill,
And when someone's ill,
They can look at that hill, and think
"Why, couldn't my illness be cured by that hill?"
And so the man was content,
Standing on that hill,
And his arms became green and leaves in his hair,
And so the man who had once stood in a doorway,
Looking at a hill,
Was now but a tree on that hill,
And years passed,
And the tree thought
"Why, isn't it wonderful standing on this hill,
And wishing well for those who are ill?"
And then one day,
The workers came, with axes and shovels,
Digging and chopping the things that would stop them,
And they saw the tree, and the chopped at the tree and
The tree who had once been a man
Who had stood in a doorway and looked at a hill, had fallen to the ground,
Helpless and ill, was dragged away from that empty hill,
And in the factory they cut him, and chopped him to pieces,
And out of him they built a house by a hill, and a doorway facing that empty hill,
And the new owner of that house by that hill stood in the doorway,
And thought,
"Why, that hill looks empty and has space that needs filling,
I might just run to that hill and stand of that hill to fill that space on that empty hill,
And he went to the hill and he helped the ill and he stood there forever as a tree and no workers ever chopped it, for it helped the ill.

Everyone is scared of Russia lmao

and then the UN goes

"hmm well we wish you hadnt done that!"

and theyre like "well i definitely wont do it again!"

The U.N. don't care

they dont wanna do anything cuz ww3

Didn't Russia open gay concentration camps?