female comedians are pretty funny

Except Amy Schumer

well, yeah i have to agree with you there

Okay but she did something funny once but still

Once

Especially Amy schumer

some of her early works were decent but like

now she's pretty icky

She so funny

Aisha tyler is really funny

New diet: hire a person to slap food out of your hand

I found that pretty funny

Jk women can't be funny it's biologically impossible looool

Yet again I have a childish sense of humour

#rekt

im tired

The average man against the average woman: man wins

Women's sense of humour**

Fact

We win just by having cocks

Make me a sandwich

ok dad

?

This reminds me of this thing I had to do at school for a 'retreat'

@shall I'm your daddy

We had to list all the 'good traits' of women

I was tempted to say that "they are good at making sandwiches"

Loool

Basically that whole day was applying stereotypes to women

I mean, both genders

Welcome to my hometown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3CEsvCwVfk

At one point we were talking about how women are pressured to be feminine and when I was mostly pressured to be masculine (by the internet)

T H I C C

SHE FUCKIN SPREAD HER ASSHOLE

At that point in my life i was 100% convinced I was genderqueer then I learnt something magical called human biology

What

The hell does genderqueer mean

Is that u

Nah, fam. I'm whiter than wonder bread

my skin is milk