That's it I shall write my manifesto that shall be known as "The Triggering".

Have fun

I think geniocracy works in theory, but wont in practice

Oh, telling me what to do? I won't have fun. It's communicating the pain onto paper. Do you not know the possibility of paper cuts?

Fearing the unknown is for pussies

What? Embrace the cuts?

They give you character

Paper cuts hurt like hell. Don't risk it

I would say type it up then print it

Use a dull knife instead

^

See, that's a better option.

I shall use the 100 cuts method.

I looked that up:

Also known as “slow slicing” or “death by a thousand cuts,” Lingchi involved the removal by knife of flesh from the body in small pieces and small, non-deadly cuts to limbs and torso. After chunks of flesh had been removed from all of the limbs, they were amputated from the living torso. The executioner made sure not to bleed the victim too much in order to prolong death until the final cuts to the throat or heart were made. Lingchi was brutal and slow, and a punishment that carried on into the afterlife, where it was said that a person killed by lingchi would not be whole after death. According to Sir Henry Norman in his book The People and Politics of the Far East, the executioner sliced off pieces by “grasping handfuls from the fleshy parts of the body, such as the thighs and the breasts…then the limbs are cut off piecemeal at the wrists and the ankles, the elbows and knees, the shoulders and hip. Finally the victim is stabbed in the heart and his head cut off.” Lingchi was one of those brutal torture methods that were photographed in the 1800s with the advent of the camera, so there are a lot of scary photos of this one!

This came up ^

nice. Sounds fun

I know right

Yep, that's it

The pictures are even better

That was the very thing I was thinking of.

Well done.

My ability to type words into Google is one of my many strengths

quote "“grasping handfuls from the fleshy parts of the body, such as the thighs and the breasts"

hmmm

nice

One of the strengths l that we all share.

Oh my.

Oh my. I'm reading this article and the next thing is even better.

Flaying, or the removal of skin from the face or body of a person, was practiced all over the ancient world, but the Chinese were very fond of it. Customarily, it was done with a sharp knife, carefully slicing into the dermis and removing the skin of the face in one piece. Many Chinese emperors and empresses loved flaying their detractors, The Hongwu Emperor in particular – he ordered the flaying of 5000 women in 1396. The skins were either stuffed with straw or nailed to a wall to show off to any potential enemies of the state. I also found a particularly gruesome story about flaying with mercury, whereby the victim would be buried upright to the neck, and have two cuts made in the scalp and mercury poured into them. The weight of the mercury would cause the skin to separate from the flesh, and when the victim writhed in pain they would slip from their skin like a banana from the peel. I couldn’t find anything to back this up, but it sounds awesomely fucking sadistic!!!

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Damn.

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