this place never fails to amaze me..... *sigh*

is it really too much to ask to have an intelligent civilized conversation with someone?

hope u get stuck in the bricks underneath but with enough oxygen to prolong ur suffering

I hope you step on a lego.

dude,

too far

You're right.

I apologize.

like always

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carl, I found the body of Charlie Dozer... in your backyard

what do you have to say for yourself?

let his fat corpse rot

So you confess to killing him?

I say nothing.

Why not?

he was seasoning it with the earths substances to make it tastier to eat later, gotta well season corpses

I do have something to confess actually.

ur gay?

You were cooler when you were Satan.

This stan thing? It needs to go.

Who is even called Stan?

stan

What are you, 40?

whos called carl?

Do you live in an all white suburb?

Carl's Jr.

Stan Lee

Oh

Stan Lee wins

is smash

change your name carl

well there goes my argument

I won

back to willy wonka and the charlie factory

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why?

Stan Lee is way fucking better than a greasy hamburger shack

hey come on

pull back a little bit 😭

I'm just ganna leave now

stan lee greases himself up with money