Message from @Dyslexic Poptart

Discord ID: 313761350209765377


2017-05-15 19:30:51 UTC  

How would you die?

2017-05-15 19:30:55 UTC  

Dying is bad for your health

2017-05-15 19:31:33 UTC  

🅱i🅱🅱er

2017-05-15 19:31:46 UTC  

i want a cute boy to stab me to death while making snuff

2017-05-15 19:31:54 UTC  

wbu

2017-05-15 19:32:08 UTC  

@shall Fucking nice

2017-05-15 19:32:10 UTC  

@Guy Person™ a band aid will save you from suicide

2017-05-15 19:32:38 UTC  

I will kill myself in several ways at the same time

2017-05-15 19:32:53 UTC  

Here's how

2017-05-15 19:32:56 UTC  

<:nazi:235272942882258944> <:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-05-15 19:33:42 UTC  

1) I drink a bunch of vodka (HAIL PUTIN AND RUSSIA) with a bunch of random pills

2017-05-15 19:33:51 UTC  

2) slit my wrists

2017-05-15 19:34:13 UTC  

bEAUTIFUL

2017-05-15 19:34:16 UTC  

o

2017-05-15 19:34:30 UTC  

Make noose out of chains cause real men use chains instead of rope

2017-05-15 19:34:41 UTC  

tru

2017-05-15 19:34:45 UTC  

3) take a noose and put t around my neck and jump off a high cliff

2017-05-15 19:34:55 UTC  

cool

2017-05-15 19:35:06 UTC  

4) shoot myself with a gun I had before hand

2017-05-15 19:35:23 UTC  

write a novel abt this

2017-05-15 19:35:35 UTC  

5) have a few explosives on myself that will blow me up

2017-05-15 19:35:55 UTC  

(ALLAHU ACKBAR)

2017-05-15 19:36:05 UTC  

o

2017-05-15 19:36:09 UTC  

kek.

2017-05-15 19:36:15 UTC  

Let Isis take responsibility

2017-05-15 19:36:20 UTC  

My birthday is tomorrow

2017-05-15 19:36:21 UTC  

Then ggwp

2017-05-15 19:36:24 UTC  

oh

2017-05-15 19:36:56 UTC  

allahu akbar doh

2017-05-15 19:37:10 UTC  

aloha

2017-05-15 19:37:26 UTC  

6) make sure it's winter and that it has a cold river at the bottom of the cliff so when the noose burns, you'll fall into the icy water and die of hypothermia if any of the othr stuff didn't kill you

2017-05-15 19:37:50 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656> 🔫

2017-05-15 19:37:52 UTC  

That's how you kill yourself six ways at the same time

2017-05-15 19:38:00 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656> 💥 🔫

2017-05-15 19:38:08 UTC  

💀

2017-05-15 19:38:15 UTC  

I actually want to die tbh because of feminism

2017-05-15 19:38:23 UTC  

ok

2017-05-15 19:38:25 UTC  

R I P <:feels:280645240572870656> = <:nazi:235272942882258944>

2017-05-15 19:38:49 UTC  

<:lookinsexydonny:279040537204359168> = <:nazi:235272942882258944>

2017-05-15 19:39:00 UTC  

When you are finally dead it'll trigger the nuke we've all be working hard to get

2017-05-15 19:39:07 UTC  

Why am I talking to a meme squad about actual suicidal thoughts? Everyone takes it as a joke anyway