Message from @carlsbad

Discord ID: 313765973712699405


2017-05-15 19:52:21 UTC  

he was obviously just getting chicken nuggies to put on the pizza

2017-05-15 19:52:34 UTC  

A really big drive thru

2017-05-15 19:52:37 UTC  

oh my god i want to get some mcnuggets and eat it on a pizza

2017-05-15 19:52:42 UTC  

mmm

2017-05-15 19:52:51 UTC  

I'm gonna go masterbate to the holocaust

2017-05-15 19:52:59 UTC  

most people don't go through the trouble since it's 2 seperate places

2017-05-15 19:53:00 UTC  

I used to make ravioli sandwiches. A bunch of raviolis inbetween a bunch of french bread.

2017-05-15 19:53:01 UTC  

oh yes

2017-05-15 19:53:04 UTC  

mmm

2017-05-15 19:53:05 UTC  

See ya in about a week

2017-05-15 19:53:08 UTC  

can i come with you? @Dyslexic Poptart

2017-05-15 19:53:19 UTC  

no

2017-05-15 19:53:27 UTC  

you masturbate to starving jews?

2017-05-15 19:53:31 UTC  

no you can't fucking come along

2017-05-15 19:53:34 UTC  
2017-05-15 19:53:42 UTC  

fuck you carl

2017-05-15 19:53:46 UTC  

okay then fuck me

2017-05-15 19:53:48 UTC  

you were better when you were charlie

2017-05-15 19:53:52 UTC  

I swear this chat is more autistic than <#257355998065459200>

2017-05-15 19:53:53 UTC  

you were better never

2017-05-15 19:53:57 UTC  

*drops the mic*

2017-05-15 19:54:01 UTC  

OH SNAP

2017-05-15 19:54:08 UTC  

(I immediately regret saying I'm going to beat my extra d to the holocaust)

2017-05-15 19:54:15 UTC  
2017-05-15 19:54:18 UTC  

(i don't)

2017-05-15 19:54:20 UTC  

pick that fucking mic up, if you break it you'll be bankrupt you poor piece of shit

2017-05-15 19:54:30 UTC  

i already am poor

2017-05-15 19:54:32 UTC  

so i win bitch

2017-05-15 19:54:45 UTC  

Lol student debt

2017-05-15 19:54:51 UTC  

lol ur mom

2017-05-15 19:54:53 UTC  

(At the same time, I'm loving this shit)

2017-05-15 19:54:59 UTC  

what would you do if you had cancer?

2017-05-15 19:55:01 UTC  

I'm not.

2017-05-15 19:55:05 UTC  

Kms

2017-05-15 19:55:05 UTC  

rob a bank

2017-05-15 19:55:07 UTC  

i would probably commit suicide cuz fuck this

2017-05-15 19:55:19 UTC  

I would commit suicide by eating a bunch of mcdonalds

2017-05-15 19:55:24 UTC  

lmao

2017-05-15 19:55:26 UTC  

but im not actively suicidal so i wouldnt do that

2017-05-15 19:55:48 UTC  

eating your way to death is at least somewhat pleasurable

2017-05-15 19:55:55 UTC  

Nah carl, you would die from Ramen Overdose