I'm not.

Kms

rob a bank

i would probably commit suicide cuz fuck this

I would commit suicide by eating a bunch of mcdonalds

lmao

but im not actively suicidal so i wouldnt do that

eating your way to death is at least somewhat pleasurable

Nah carl, you would die from Ramen Overdose

When I get cancer, I'll walk up to Hillary Clinton and her supporters and say "Hi! I'm one of you know!"

mmm ramen

mmm men

Till then, GO TRUMP

teh fuck

carl can I slurp your dick like a noodle?

what

WAT

no but you can dunk your head into a toilet

Nice

until you pass out

That dubstep beat dropped harder than Hillary Clinton's campaign

i have to poop

OH SNAP

Yeet

Yo

shit on my chest for good luck

Who here is british

kek

yeah I'll do that for u

if ur into that

❤

@Castlekiller

I'm just lost for words. That's why I love the fucking internet

chat dead

@TeletubbyCancer

I just watched One Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest

i want to die

i love the internet

i don't

to either

Do you guys think it's weird to kiss your parents?