Message from @CappyK
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Here’s a sample paragraph for a story I’m working on. Will be submitted to Terror House hopefully sometime later today.
It all started with a hope in Glenn Levin’s eyes. He hoped that they would pull through with what he saw them do a hundred times before. He hoped that his vampire masters, who loved nothing more than stumping any and all revolt from the vox populi, would stop this horrible man from reaching the highest office in the land. But they didn’t. No matter how much Glenn sucked up, cucked out, and showed himself to be nothing but a little cum sucking, ass fucking, whore for the establishment, it did not convince anyone with a testosterone level and IQ above fat, soybean munching, Mongolid, munchkin that this candidate was a blood drinking, baby raping, corpse eating, monster. He failed. His overlords failed. The vox populi won. This simply could not stand.
lol I love it
And story is finished.
@mattforney new story under works. Here’s the sample paragraph.
The plains stretched on, the sun reigned hot, and a buggy burned in the middle of the field. There had been nothing of value in the buggy when the outlaws had ransacked it, besides maybe the beast of burden pulling the thing, but it had been killed in the ambush. They wasted their time raiding it and now they were left with a family of four. “You ass,” said the older dark haired one to younger, lighter haired compatriot. “You said you had been scouting this one out and they had plenty of valuables. What in the hell are we going to tell Elias when we get back to the camp.” “We’ll they looked wealthy enough.” The dark haired man struck the light haired one with the butt of his pistol. “Well that’s a testament to your shit eyesight.” The man walked back towards both of their horses. “I’m heading back to camp now with these two. You are going to clean up here, and your ass will be walking back. That is if you remember the directions.” He rode off with the horses leaving the light haired man alone with the family. “Ass.” He muttered and turned to face the family. “Better get this over with.” “No, no, please...” The patriarch of the family pleaded to no avail. The light haired man pulled out his Bowie knife and walked forward.
loooooooooool
@ian I think you should consider writing a story about Ann Sterzinger
@mattforney Raggedy Ann The Prostitute
do it
What should i do with the cowboy story up there?
@ian feel free to finish and submit it
and we'll let you know what we think
I just offered a suggestion based on your previous submission since it'd be in the same vein
Ok
Just trying to be a bit versatile in regards to writing
I think you have the chops to write some amusing fanfic about Goad and Ann
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING MORONS https://www.theverge.com/2018/12/3/18123752/tumblr-adult-content-porn-ban-date-explicit-changes-why-safe-mode
What happened? Sponsors threatening to pull out cash? And when will that happen to reddit?
@Trunksüchtig Apple banned Tumblr from the iPhone store due to pornography
lol isn't Tumblr like 80% porn?
Reddit is also at least 50% porn
Let's just say the only channels making money are not pg13 and when I used it in the past that was why
There was some stuff that wasn't acceptable, but people that are teens are idiots and post their age, it blows me away a bot didn't pick it up though
another reason not to trust Gavin McInnes: he's now going to be taking orders from Glenn Beck https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/glenn-beck-mark-levin-create-conservative-media-powerhouse-1165665
the two of them have always been buddy buddy. not much of a change but definitely a reason.
@mattforney That makes my upcoming story very timely then.
>Heimbach is gone
>Mile has denbs
I hope that wasn't too spicy
Here’s what I have so far on my Goad/Sterzinger story. @glahn @mattforney
Raggedy Ann the Prostitute and Smackhead Jack
Ann woke up from a coke fueled fuck session with her bull Greg. This was their first night together and Ann was kind of disappointed. Greg’s cock had not been as big as she had expected from a black man. But at least he wore a condom. Or did he. Ann couldn’t remember. She looked around and saw that her computer was still on and had Skype opened. In the call was her bitchgimp, Smackhead Jack. Jack was bald and ugly, and this baldness and ugliness made him look like a literal dickhead.
only when he wore a turtleneck shirt...
Should be more oblique, that way if she gets Pissed you can ask her why she's identifying so strongly with the main character
@ian looooooooool, but you should probably change Ann's name
what @CappyK said
@mattforney So in regards to the premier of my story, is still Friday like you mentioned in the email?