Honestly. If she had found the soyboy pic beardson ironically took with his switch. That would have been better

or stuff like that

I told her some pretty dark shit from my personal life when we were together and she never uses any of it to attack me (probably because she's too senile to remember it), she just makes shit up like claiming that I'm "accusing her of being my ex" (WTF?) or that I blame my weight on my metabolism

she actually attacked me for three pages in a self-published fitness book she wrote

lol like I would take fitness advice from a lifelong alcoholic who literally can't walk three blocks without running out of breath

@everyone Bombs away. I encourage you to mirror this and Tweet it at Goad and Sterzinger (@AnnKSterzinger on Twitter). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPXujeyONcU

@everyone Anyone up for a chill gaming stream this afternoon? I have to clown Goad again but if there's interest I'll do another Doom/Unreal Tournament call-in show

@mattforney sure

heck yeah

sounds good. I have to go to the supermarket and get some dinner but I'm aiming to do the Goad stream at 2PM-3PM Eastern and then the gaming stream sometime after that (since I'll need to post the Goad stream to YouTube)

@mattforney I thought that you and Brundle were cool? Lol I am listening to the Ford stream from the other day and this is quite a shitshow

@Doc Holliday I don't have any ill will towards the guy but that's just me, I don't know how he feels

Does Goad remind anyone else of Skeletor? Jesus, he is fucking frightening

@everyone @here

@Ciaran I'ma fight you.

Also good meme.

@everyone @here Does anyone here celebrate Saturnalia?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia

Does Forney know how to disable the @ everyone feature?

These at everyone heretics must be purged

Only Forney is allowed to do that

@ian it's possible to disable it?

Lol

Whata noob.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_(mythology)

You can ask Greg Johnson. He celebrates Uranus.

Ask Jim Goad. Like the romans, he is also a pederast.

No, we celebrate the birth of Jesus you degenerate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronus

@everyone I just disabled using @everyone for everyone except @glahn and myself. If you have something the whole server needs to see, @ me and I'll signal boost it for you.

Sorry

it's not a big deal but I'd rather not have people ejecting from the server due to overuse, I generally only use it to announce when I'm streaming, on someone else's stream, or have an article published somewhere other than my blog

Fuck Saturn and Saturnalia, fuck the Greco Roman pantheon in general.

@Ciaran I shall drown you for the carnal sin of @ everyone.

Daddy no.

Daddy yes.

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Rofl

I'm back home and ordered some Domino's (I'm in an Orthodox country so Christmas is celebrated on January 7), gonna set up the Goadstream and the chill gaming stream after I eat

epic

As an ortho-larper I refuse to celebrate Christmas until the 7th