Message from @LangleyVillage

Discord ID: 315851064417189899


2017-05-21 13:46:07 UTC  

Eggs, bacon, and toast

2017-05-21 13:48:21 UTC  

Ooh, yum on all fronts

2017-05-21 13:52:20 UTC  

Want some?

2017-05-21 13:52:24 UTC  

Too late

2017-05-21 13:53:44 UTC  

@ooo so do you think i have no chance with my crush

2017-05-21 13:54:14 UTC  

If you actually try, sure. But if you keep slow playing it, no.

2017-05-21 13:54:34 UTC  

^

2017-05-21 13:54:48 UTC  

I mean, dork didn't get me by being a pussy

2017-05-21 13:55:10 UTC  

She's not gonna walk up to you and start sucking ya nob, seek that shit out a little.

Dating is bad.

Don't do it.

2017-05-21 13:55:28 UTC  

I agree

It's like trying to fuck a Porkupine.

2017-05-21 13:55:44 UTC  

just hook up and take penicilin

*don't do it*

2017-05-21 13:57:09 UTC  

Hook up while on MDMA, kiddo's.

2017-05-21 13:57:36 UTC  

You have to lose your virginity before high school

2017-05-21 13:58:57 UTC  

i don't even want to have sex with anyone until i am way older

2017-05-21 13:59:10 UTC  

@Paris nice joke

2017-05-21 13:59:18 UTC  

Waiting til marriage?

2017-05-21 13:59:21 UTC  

@Paris unless you are like demi sexual

Have sex with Robots.

2017-05-21 13:59:33 UTC  

I had a really fucked up nightmare can you guys make me feel better?

2017-05-21 13:59:38 UTC  

You say that now, I said that at 14. Then 15 came and I got a girlfriend and whoopsy daisy.

2017-05-21 13:59:43 UTC  
2017-05-21 13:59:45 UTC  

nope we cant

2017-05-21 13:59:58 UTC  

Lol

2017-05-21 14:00:02 UTC  

I can try?

2017-05-21 14:00:08 UTC  

no

2017-05-21 14:00:10 UTC  

If you'd like

2017-05-21 14:00:21 UTC  

they need to do this on their own

2017-05-21 14:00:23 UTC  

I just wanna get my mind off of it

2017-05-21 14:00:31 UTC  

K tell me

2017-05-21 14:01:00 UTC  

Touch his Willy, thatll get your mind off of it forsure

2017-05-21 14:01:33 UTC  

My willy?

2017-05-21 14:01:36 UTC  

Hellll yeah.

2017-05-21 14:05:05 UTC  

It's small tho

2017-05-21 14:05:09 UTC  

Not much to touch

2017-05-21 14:05:14 UTC  

OHHHH GOT EM

2017-05-21 14:05:24 UTC  

*dab*

2017-05-21 14:06:27 UTC  

Got me again.