Oh, sorry, I meant the funniest. Because fuck you, Australia.

Red tape and beurocracy = smart people with resources squandered

@Aika Yurei they had a war with emus

twice

and lost

twice

They're also a prison and mundane as shit.

they fucking shot at emus

You can't name me any Australian foods that aren't derrived from English ones.

and LOST

People knock on America for having no culture, but really, Australia's only culture is poisonous animals and bleeding out.

emus are pretty formidable birds

to be fair

@Aika Yurei the only interesting period in british history to me is the saxon invasions

lol

@Wrds but when you have a machine gun and rifles they arent

right I know lol

apparently it was like almost a million emus, that were charging at them and shit

and the soldiers just couldnt hit them

That's why it's a good prison.

See? Britain isn't a total fuck-up after all.

no it is

it's an absolutely boring fucking history

I disagree.

you got beaten up by a bunch of retarded ragtag farmers in a land filled with tribal "muh land" tards

Ay, ay, me?

Nigga, I'm Scottish. I get a pass.

We're boring enough to not be pitiful.

didnt the scots once try to colonize brazil

and failed miserably

I don't think so.

hi

im a dog

Scotland never colonized anyone. We were sheep farmers with reinforced roofing.

That's a lie though you did try to colonize an area around brazil and died of disease

i specifically remember reading about this

IT wasnt successful to be fair

No, it wasn't Brazil.

pls come

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