Message from @ϟϟGrafZeppelin'sLewdDefenderϟϟ

Discord ID: 324703892191444994


2017-06-15 00:07:46 UTC  

I just have a chair

2017-06-15 00:07:50 UTC  

*nibba the floor*

2017-06-15 00:07:53 UTC  

I am already dead

2017-06-15 00:08:00 UTC  

pretty sur eI am a zombie

2017-06-15 00:08:20 UTC  

I tried

2017-06-15 00:08:27 UTC  

playing possum didnt work

2017-06-15 00:08:55 UTC  

I had to cancle a clients appointment

2017-06-15 00:09:24 UTC  

Atm I have strawberries, tomatos, aloveras, japanese maple

2017-06-15 00:09:34 UTC  

Im more of a boob guy myself but if plants are your thing im not stopping you

2017-06-15 00:10:07 UTC  

well the seeds were technically on my chest. lets be real

2017-06-15 00:10:15 UTC  

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2017-06-15 00:10:20 UTC  

sorry I'm reallt uncool atm

2017-06-15 00:10:27 UTC  

that was like level dad joke

2017-06-15 00:10:35 UTC  

No this is

2017-06-15 00:10:42 UTC  

Hi reallt uncool atm

2017-06-15 00:10:44 UTC  

IM DAD

2017-06-15 00:13:27 UTC  

I made my face really soft

2017-06-15 00:15:52 UTC  

I have a stove top kettle and its taking forever

2017-06-15 00:16:06 UTC  

remember when 5ever was a meme

2017-06-15 00:17:14 UTC  

I'm about to just walk 16 miles

2017-06-15 00:17:20 UTC  

I'm fucking pissed

2017-06-15 00:17:23 UTC  

speaking of memes why is it that "meme" has been used as a verb lately

2017-06-15 00:17:48 UTC  

like everyone is saying "Stop being a meme" or "Are you trying to meme me?"

2017-06-15 00:18:05 UTC  

Meme is such a staple to our language its scary

2017-06-15 00:54:55 UTC  

Why wouldn't it be a staple? I'm pretty sure dictionaries have added it

2017-06-15 01:36:58 UTC  

its for the meme @Bambi

2017-06-15 02:23:35 UTC  

Getting memed is worse than getting beaned or even roasted

2017-06-15 02:23:44 UTC  
2017-06-15 02:24:19 UTC  

true that

2017-06-15 02:24:21 UTC  

What's up kiddos

2017-06-15 02:30:39 UTC  

I love getting memed

2017-06-15 02:30:43 UTC  

I'm legit a walking meme

2017-06-15 02:30:53 UTC  

Who tf doesn't want to get memed

2017-06-15 02:33:48 UTC  

Ikr

2017-06-15 02:44:39 UTC  

i really have to take a dump

2017-06-15 02:45:17 UTC  

Do it then ??

2017-06-15 02:45:43 UTC  

nah

2017-06-15 02:46:53 UTC  

Have fun shitting yourself

2017-06-15 02:47:06 UTC  

💯

2017-06-15 02:48:30 UTC  

stop talking

2017-06-15 02:48:48 UTC  

Who what