I'm actually surprised no one reacted to what I said earlier

Now. That's an amend made on my part to the birthday girl

moving on

Whats going on here

nothing to worry about

all sorted

Kay

Now this, is beauty. https://youtu.be/jGfwVisAo5g

Pics gifs vids boi

Alright floppy

Marios racist now Because mario wears a sombrero and a pancho

My nigga mario can go fuck himself cus i thought the trailer was monster hunter at first but then its marios ugly looking ass i wanna shank him

I'm so sick

someone help me

Hi so sick

Im dad

I love how you types when you could have copy pasted

Uuh but for real take some medication if you can and have a lie down

My bed is soaked from sick sweat

:c

Fuk

Couch then

covered in my sisters cloths

:C

Computer chair isnt gonna help either

Sleep on your sister's clothes

I just have a chair

*nibba the floor*

I am already dead

pretty sur eI am a zombie

I tried

playing possum didnt work

I had to cancle a clients appointment

Atm I have strawberries, tomatos, aloveras, japanese maple

Im more of a boob guy myself but if plants are your thing im not stopping you

well the seeds were technically on my chest. lets be real

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sorry I'm reallt uncool atm

that was like level dad joke

No this is

Hi reallt uncool atm