And he's arab

Gross

Wait hummus is arab

Don't u know him irl?

Yeah

hummus is really good, cancel the nuke plans

Is he Arab?

Idk he looks really white

lame

Send pic

I don't have a pic of hummus

hummus is delicious

holy fucking shit

i now have a craving

Is hummus more of a meme than me

no

it's fucking amazing

it's like spicy

but also really meaty

and somewhat cheesy

no

he's annoying

but you're a lot more of a pussy

i mean that could describe me or paris

who are you though

U r kinky

Paris is pathetic

i meant that in a metaphorical sense but ok

she is my gf

Who r u

I am not going to be a pussy anymore

nibba did you just fucking force the term 'gf' on me

i'm triggered

ya

slit your wrists and do push-ups

I did

would that be hard

idk, do it to find out

there aren't any knives in my house

because uhm mommy said i'm a danger to myself and others

i have a sticky note on my forehead