It's solves everything about the situation

Not really, all it changes is that I'll be in prison and she'll hate me forever

Then hide the body

Dissolve it in acid

Well unfortunately you can't exactly force her out of the relationship . She's gonna just have to find out for herself. All you really can do is just try to make sure she doesn't do anything she'll regret

Put in some else's basement

HER RELATIONSHIP

HER MEETING HIM

SHE SHOULD REGRET BOTH OF THOSE

the more you bother someone stubborn the less likely they are to do what u want them to do

Well she doesn't

HE'S A HOMEWRECKER THAT'S ALREADY A RED FLAG

And you can't change that

I FUCKING

HATE

HOMEWRECKERS

Well she doesn't hate him

And trying to break them apart might make her hate you

SHE COULD HAVE STAYED SINGLE

I mean more so like reckless behavior/getting pressured, reckless drug use, reckless sex, etc.

Yes she could've

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE HAD TO GET TOGETHER WITH HIM

And you never will as he seems like an asshole

AND THE THING THAT MADE ME KIND OF SALTY WAS THE FACT THAT

HE IS

SHE WAS LIKE "HEY, HE REMINDS ME OF YOU, YOU'LL LIKE HIM."

O god

I'M LIKE

Nubbie honestly the only way to break them up

*FIRST OF ALL*

He makes sex jokes constantly

SEX JOKES AREN'T FUNNY

Is to literally kill him

some sex jokes are funny

Well now

ok but he talks

about

sex

24/7

What baffles me the most is the fact that he had a relationship before they got together.

You complaining about him doesn't help the situation