Message from @Secondhand Sam
Discord ID: 332747239867023383
Understandable
Guys I want to beat up my cat but if I do that I'll go to jail...
Wat do?
Change genders
Of course
It's [current year]
I need to be more progressive by chopping off my ding dong
Feed it to the cat
Yes
Then I don't have to pay so much for food
U smart
Itsa life heck
Life hax
"Ello guys and walecome to crasee rooshun hackar, wherr safetee iz numbah juan pryoretee"
"Todeh were gonna change gendehrs"
"Eehhh. So ahh. Deh first stehp. Is to take deh knife. Ahnd yew just chop off your dickkk"
"And dere we go, now your an offecial womyen"
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of all these genders
RESPECT WOMEN
*I wish I was a woman so I could finally* ***respect myself***
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Seppuku incoming
Oh no
Used the wrong pronoun, brought shame to family
I'm gonna commit sudoku if one more person assumes my gender
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This chat is more dead than the rotting corpse of my great grandfather
Pls rev
Bored
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WHERE IS DA SQUAD AT 🅱
I have a research paper to finish (I mean do) tomorrow so imma have to sleep
D o I t
It's for taco class <:daddytrump:276991870960402432>
I love tacos
That's a great opinion, I agree
Well gee I guess I'm going to bed too. Bai all
G'nighty bye <:mlgdoge:280634772307443714>