Message from @Secondhand Sam

Discord ID: 332747239867023383


2017-07-07 04:26:23 UTC  

Understandable

2017-07-07 04:44:01 UTC  

Guys I want to beat up my cat but if I do that I'll go to jail...

2017-07-07 04:44:05 UTC  

Wat do?

2017-07-07 04:44:41 UTC  

Change genders

2017-07-07 04:44:50 UTC  

Of course

2017-07-07 04:45:04 UTC  

It's [current year]

2017-07-07 04:45:50 UTC  

I need to be more progressive by chopping off my ding dong

2017-07-07 04:46:20 UTC  

Feed it to the cat

2017-07-07 04:46:42 UTC  

Yes

2017-07-07 04:46:59 UTC  

Then I don't have to pay so much for food

2017-07-07 04:47:02 UTC  

U smart

2017-07-07 04:48:03 UTC  

Itsa life heck

2017-07-07 04:48:22 UTC  

Life hax

2017-07-07 04:50:14 UTC  

"Ello guys and walecome to crasee rooshun hackar, wherr safetee iz numbah juan pryoretee"

2017-07-07 04:53:05 UTC  

"Todeh were gonna change gendehrs"

2017-07-07 04:55:31 UTC  

"Eehhh. So ahh. Deh first stehp. Is to take deh knife. Ahnd yew just chop off your dickkk"

2017-07-07 04:57:09 UTC  

"And dere we go, now your an offecial womyen"

2017-07-07 04:57:19 UTC  

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of all these genders

2017-07-07 04:57:21 UTC  

RESPECT WOMEN

2017-07-07 04:58:05 UTC  

*I wish I was a woman so I could finally* ***respect myself***

2017-07-07 04:58:44 UTC  

haa

2017-07-07 04:58:54 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-07-07 04:59:42 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656> 🔫

2017-07-07 05:00:45 UTC  

Seppuku incoming

2017-07-07 05:00:51 UTC  

Oh no

2017-07-07 05:01:25 UTC  

Used the wrong pronoun, brought shame to family

2017-07-07 05:02:01 UTC  

I'm gonna commit sudoku if one more person assumes my gender

2017-07-07 05:02:24 UTC  

🚁

2017-07-07 05:07:21 UTC  

This chat is more dead than the rotting corpse of my great grandfather

2017-07-07 05:07:25 UTC  

Pls rev

2017-07-07 05:07:28 UTC  

Bored

2017-07-07 05:08:17 UTC  

<:daddytrump:276991870960402432>

2017-07-07 05:08:34 UTC  

<:THANKSOBAMA:279040643630628865>

2017-07-07 05:08:50 UTC  

WHERE IS DA SQUAD AT 🅱

2017-07-07 05:09:07 UTC  

I have a research paper to finish (I mean do) tomorrow so imma have to sleep

2017-07-07 05:09:15 UTC  

D o I t

2017-07-07 05:09:44 UTC  

It's for taco class <:daddytrump:276991870960402432>

2017-07-07 05:09:59 UTC  

I love tacos

2017-07-07 05:10:22 UTC  

That's a great opinion, I agree

2017-07-07 05:11:46 UTC  

Well gee I guess I'm going to bed too. Bai all

2017-07-07 05:12:46 UTC  

G'nighty bye <:mlgdoge:280634772307443714>