Message from @Secondhand Sam

Discord ID: 332739069555769358


2017-07-07 03:57:57 UTC  

🍨

2017-07-07 03:58:09 UTC  

🐌

2017-07-07 03:58:10 UTC  

No

2017-07-07 03:58:28 UTC  

🐦

2017-07-07 03:58:30 UTC  

yes

2017-07-07 03:59:37 UTC  

🐌

2017-07-07 04:00:02 UTC  

🐦

2017-07-07 04:00:16 UTC  

🐌...

2017-07-07 04:01:04 UTC  

...🐦

2017-07-07 04:01:37 UTC  

😑

2017-07-07 04:22:45 UTC  

I'm boreeedd

2017-07-07 04:23:23 UTC  

Chat ded pls rev

2017-07-07 04:23:29 UTC  

no

2017-07-07 04:23:41 UTC  

Ok

2017-07-07 04:23:49 UTC  

Understandable

2017-07-07 04:25:33 UTC  

Chat machine broke

2017-07-07 04:25:55 UTC  

Life machine broke

2017-07-07 04:26:03 UTC  

Ver sad

2017-07-07 04:26:10 UTC  

Much cry

2017-07-07 04:26:10 UTC  

Pls kil

2017-07-07 04:26:16 UTC  

ok

2017-07-07 04:26:23 UTC  

Understandable

2017-07-07 04:44:01 UTC  

Guys I want to beat up my cat but if I do that I'll go to jail...

2017-07-07 04:44:05 UTC  

Wat do?

2017-07-07 04:44:41 UTC  

Change genders

2017-07-07 04:44:50 UTC  

Of course

2017-07-07 04:45:04 UTC  

It's [current year]

2017-07-07 04:45:50 UTC  

I need to be more progressive by chopping off my ding dong

2017-07-07 04:46:20 UTC  

Feed it to the cat

2017-07-07 04:46:42 UTC  

Yes

2017-07-07 04:46:59 UTC  

Then I don't have to pay so much for food

2017-07-07 04:47:02 UTC  

U smart

2017-07-07 04:48:03 UTC  

Itsa life heck

2017-07-07 04:48:22 UTC  

Life hax

2017-07-07 04:50:14 UTC  

"Ello guys and walecome to crasee rooshun hackar, wherr safetee iz numbah juan pryoretee"

2017-07-07 04:53:05 UTC  

"Todeh were gonna change gendehrs"

2017-07-07 04:55:31 UTC  

"Eehhh. So ahh. Deh first stehp. Is to take deh knife. Ahnd yew just chop off your dickkk"

2017-07-07 04:57:09 UTC  

"And dere we go, now your an offecial womyen"

2017-07-07 04:57:19 UTC  

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of all these genders

2017-07-07 04:57:21 UTC  

RESPECT WOMEN

2017-07-07 04:58:05 UTC  

*I wish I was a woman so I could finally* ***respect myself***