Message from @Secondhand Sam

Discord ID: 333783264869220353


2017-07-10 01:33:25 UTC  

Oh

2017-07-10 01:33:27 UTC  

Yeah

2017-07-10 01:33:27 UTC  

^

2017-07-10 01:33:31 UTC  

Nahh

2017-07-10 01:33:41 UTC  

He's just like REALLY happy

2017-07-10 01:33:47 UTC  

Oh so

2017-07-10 01:33:55 UTC  

He gives everyone free cookies

2017-07-10 01:33:55 UTC  

Too much subway spirit

2017-07-10 01:33:58 UTC  

I was just shadowing today (I start _actually_ working next week)

2017-07-10 01:34:00 UTC  

oh my god

2017-07-10 01:34:04 UTC  

marry him

2017-07-10 01:34:07 UTC  

and someone came up to me when I gave them their ice cream

2017-07-10 01:34:14 UTC  

and starting complaining about the music being too loud

2017-07-10 01:34:23 UTC  

and i was just like ' _uuuuhhhhhhhhh_ '

2017-07-10 01:34:33 UTC  

Turn it up next time

2017-07-10 01:34:46 UTC  

lol

2017-07-10 01:34:50 UTC  

i should've done that

2017-07-10 01:34:54 UTC  

Why didn't you just tell them you couldnt?

2017-07-10 01:35:15 UTC  

I said 'I'm sorry, Ma'am'

2017-07-10 01:35:18 UTC  

and turned away

2017-07-10 01:35:31 UTC  

"but no one cares about your opinion" *turns up music*

2017-07-10 01:35:44 UTC  

That's rude hara

2017-07-10 01:35:44 UTC  

Lol

2017-07-10 01:35:51 UTC  

just poison the ice cream

2017-07-10 01:35:56 UTC  

^

2017-07-10 01:35:58 UTC  

that too

2017-07-10 01:35:59 UTC  

That would be fucking amazing lol

2017-07-10 01:36:18 UTC  

I wish

2017-07-10 01:36:24 UTC  

my the _boss the breathing down my throat_

2017-07-10 01:36:33 UTC  

I was pouring ice cream and then she grasped my hand

2017-07-10 01:36:34 UTC  

as I did it

2017-07-10 01:36:35 UTC  

Eww

2017-07-10 01:36:36 UTC  

that's not allowed in the workplace

2017-07-10 01:36:41 UTC  

like

2017-07-10 01:36:41 UTC  

^

2017-07-10 01:36:44 UTC  

actually held me hand

2017-07-10 01:36:47 UTC  

*my

2017-07-10 01:36:48 UTC  

wellll

2017-07-10 01:36:57 UTC  

you can sue

2017-07-10 01:36:57 UTC  

Did you get tingles

2017-07-10 01:37:02 UTC  

Did you tell her to fucking get off?