I like my coffee like my woman blonde and smooth

I like my coffee like I like my men. Black.

so what do yall think of my preserved specimens of crayfish?

Dope

posted in pics gifs and vids

Honestly I don't have a preference for hair color but it is nice if a girl has green or blue eyes

women are too expensive

I dont want a girlfriend or wife

Then don't pay for them

Well that is why you make them pay for you at the same time then it is even

Get a woman who can take care of her damn self

Lets put it this way

I want a model A/T a tank a house and a boat

before a girlfriend

Smart man

😂😂😂

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I mean

If I got a gf I would be cheating aswell

am I right lefty?

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Cute

Lol

Cheating is dumb but being paranoid about cheating is almost as bad because you are cheating their trust

🙈🙉🙈🙊

It depends on the situation, but if a person gives you are reason to be suspicious then it's probably not worth being with them in the first place

Unless you truly are a paranoid person

Then it's important to work on yourself

Honestly why I'm still single

*but more importantly not like I have a choice*

Lol

I'm still single cause I'm unnonsingleable

you're what

Un non single able

Im single cause meh, DOOM is more important.

Doom is gae

Idk I know I'm 19 and fucking old, but I just want to focus on myself before focusing on someone else + myself

A man's love for the emperor is all he needs.

I'm 25 lol

I am still single because I am generally ugly