Stick ur dick in a bender, AMIRIGHTGUYSHEH?

I have the life experience lol

.

Like the rest of us?

Screw girls go with grills a george foreman (properlly maintained) will last a lifetime not nag you and Is generally low mantinence

IM QUALIFIED, IVE LIVED LONG GUYS.

^

oh god

Um ok?

I don't know where you were going with that.

Me?

Into the garbage can.

Yes.

I don't know where you were going with your statement either lol

?

I'm confused

I want a girl I can compete with

in what?

y tho

get a tank

and fuck shit up

or a boat

or a house

Competition is fun

I want a man that has his shit together.

then join a marathon paris

No

Come to boston, our marathons are so fun

I also want a girl that is not a ditz

I'm back!

I like smart girls

no one cared that you were gone

Good

What do you mean @Danny Fresh ? You're trying to tell me you cared because you're no one?

If I were to get into a relationship with a female It would be imparitive that their smart (prioritized at 1)

One of the most important things to look for in a partner though is someone with a kind heart

I smell another ban. This one smells like roast goat ass.

There's not much of those around

"roast goat ass"

how the fuck

why the fuck