Message from @Secondhand Sam

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2017-07-26 15:41:34 UTC  

or pigs but we need bacon

2017-07-26 15:41:43 UTC  

Bacon is also delicious.

2017-07-26 15:41:54 UTC  

To much fat

2017-07-26 15:42:03 UTC  

Bacon is godly unhealthy but godly

2017-07-26 15:42:03 UTC  

You know what's really good? Bacon lobster mac n cheese.

2017-07-26 15:42:13 UTC  

that sounds fucking amazing

2017-07-26 15:42:18 UTC  

It is

2017-07-26 15:42:20 UTC  

Sounds good

2017-07-26 15:42:33 UTC  

With some bacon

2017-07-26 15:42:39 UTC  

👌👌👌

2017-07-26 15:42:42 UTC  

Idk

2017-07-26 15:42:47 UTC  

👌

2017-07-26 15:42:54 UTC  

I want to buy a lobster

2017-07-26 15:42:59 UTC  

And name him larry

2017-07-26 15:43:06 UTC  

why larry?

2017-07-26 15:43:12 UTC  

Idk

2017-07-26 15:43:15 UTC  

My dad found a blue one once

2017-07-26 15:43:17 UTC  

Larry the lobster

2017-07-26 15:43:28 UTC  

He's a commercial fisherman

2017-07-26 15:43:39 UTC  

I've always wanted to see a live blue lobster

2017-07-26 15:43:49 UTC  

Free fish for life 😎

2017-07-26 15:43:55 UTC  

sounds communist

2017-07-26 15:44:05 UTC  

I'm okay with it

2017-07-26 15:44:05 UTC  

Haha

2017-07-26 15:44:25 UTC  

Man, now that i think about it

2017-07-26 15:44:40 UTC  

Lobster is my favorite animal

2017-07-26 15:45:02 UTC  

I like foxes

2017-07-26 15:45:11 UTC  

goats foxes dogs and cats

2017-07-26 15:45:30 UTC  

Lobster, dolphins and dogs

2017-07-26 15:46:22 UTC  

Falcons. When I finally have my own house I want to get licensed for falconry and get my own.

2017-07-26 15:46:39 UTC  

sounds interesting

2017-07-26 15:46:42 UTC  

Ducks too

2017-07-26 15:46:54 UTC  

I like falcons but I prefer owl's for some reason

2017-07-26 15:47:01 UTC  

Ducks are cute af but they're soooooo messy

2017-07-26 15:47:10 UTC  

ducks are pure fucking evil

2017-07-26 15:47:12 UTC  

And owls are mean

2017-07-26 15:47:29 UTC  

always fucking watching people somewhere

2017-07-26 15:47:41 UTC  

Every owl I've ever worked with is a murder machine

2017-07-26 15:48:01 UTC  

They come at you talons first even when they have broken bones and shit

2017-07-26 15:48:09 UTC  

I've seen some nice owls

2017-07-26 15:48:23 UTC  

just sounds unlucky to me but hey what do I know