It'll be like Velma from Scooby-Doo

That's what I don't get about Sci-Fi; there was an anime I watched a while back called Star Blazers. There was a character in it named "Dash," at least in the American version, who had glasses. They stated at the beginning of each episode that it was the year 2199.

SO, what I want to know is this: why the fuck can't Dash get surgery on his Eyeballs before going on a one-year trip into space where eye doctors are nowhere to be seen on a rickety-ass red-necked space battleship that was rebuilt from the 1945 refit of the Yamato? Explain it to me; in 2199, that eyeball surgery should be like standard procedure and readily available.

There's something like that in seemingly EVERY fucking Sci-Fi show I watch,

Lol

XD

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some idiot wearing a pair of glasses in Star Trek somewhere.

How about Star Wars? Did anyone catch an old hag of an extra with a pair of half-moon spectacles like whats-his-face manipulator from Harry Potter?

Lol

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Hi Blawndie

hi there

Lol

Another franchise that's moronic with the glasses; any wizard with half a braincell to their name would try to fix their eyesight with magic, but no! They have to spend several golden galleons or silver sickles a year on SHIT for their face that is a waste of the Earth's precious resources!

And remember: matter cannot be created or destroyed, so these wizards are taking away the necessary materials for a pair of glasses that a poor young muggle boy needs glasses because they (the wizards) are too lazy to fix their own eyesight with magic.

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Side note: just so everyone knows, I'm joking. That was all hyperbole or reductio ad absurdum, or whatever you want to call it all for comic relief. I may be autistic, but I'm not that autistic.

Fack

@Spirit
>your profile pic

That is a fat-ass raccoon...

Iss a bandit kitty

Rude

That's me

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Hi

ola, como vai?

Bien

Bon jour, mon ami. Comment ça va?

@Maxsimodem I'm sorry, I was drunk...

Sorry about what? We're all joking here, aren't we?

It thought I'd fit through the hole...

It didn't work out

Drunk iz gud fur jokin'

Yee

Lol

Seeing as that's a Wolverine M10 or an Achilles, I'm confused as to why you didn't try to go through the top of the turret though.

Shut up

im mad

HEY MAD

Aboot whut?

I thought I smelled chicken