Message from @ϟϟGrafZeppelin'sLewdDefenderϟϟ

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2017-07-28 03:42:12 UTC  

Prince Stolas

2017-07-28 03:43:24 UTC  

Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, commands twenty-six legions of demons, and teaches astronomy and the knowledge of poisonous plants, herbs and precious stones. He is also known as Stolos and Solas. He is depicted as either being a crowned owl with long legs, a raven, or a man.

2017-07-28 03:43:36 UTC  

and is apparently investing in boats

2017-07-28 03:44:55 UTC  

Carolus Rex was better. Lead Sweden to victory by fighting alongside his men for thirty years throughout Europe starting at age 15.

2017-07-28 03:45:06 UTC  

O no, Netflix and chill room is gone

2017-07-28 03:45:36 UTC  

He wasn't the kind of general that sat back at HQ letting the foot soldiers do the dirty work.

2017-07-28 03:45:38 UTC  

There are too many spaces in "general chat"

2017-07-28 03:45:56 UTC  

Ya know what pisses me off?

2017-07-28 03:45:59 UTC  

It's "general chat"

2017-07-28 03:46:02 UTC  

Wtf

2017-07-28 03:46:14 UTC  

When people just call any warship a Battleship

2017-07-28 03:46:55 UTC  

People getting their termonology wrong is quite annoying

2017-07-28 03:46:57 UTC  

I've gotten over it; I live in a community of rednecks that know nothing beyond a lobster boat.

2017-07-28 03:47:44 UTC  

I live in Florida

2017-07-28 03:47:56 UTC  

Maybe in Texas they'd know the difference

2017-07-28 03:48:11 UTC  

Given how Lexington and the USS Texas are there

2017-07-28 03:48:55 UTC  

In Florida? With the yacht pricks?! Good luck with getting those cunts to know their terminology.

2017-07-28 03:49:04 UTC  

Yeah

2017-07-28 03:49:15 UTC  

I want a Z-Class destroyer

2017-07-28 03:49:16 UTC  

Lobster boat?

2017-07-28 03:49:21 UTC  

Fuck having a yacht

2017-07-28 03:50:52 UTC  

I wan to have one of the Canadian Navy's Kingston or Orca class patrol craft; they're nice looking ships.

2017-07-28 03:51:05 UTC  

Why tf does Mei in overwatch have glasses?

2017-07-28 03:51:23 UTC  

HMCS Charlottetown isn't too bad either...

2017-07-28 03:51:36 UTC  

She has all this high tech shit yet she can't afford contact lenses???

2017-07-28 03:51:55 UTC  

Mei has glasses because fuck you, that's why. Game developer logic 101.

2017-07-28 03:52:03 UTC  

Lol

2017-07-28 03:52:21 UTC  

Z-Class is better IMO

2017-07-28 03:52:26 UTC  

They could easily get knocked off her face, then she's fucked

2017-07-28 03:52:48 UTC  

It'll be like Velma from Scooby-Doo

2017-07-28 03:58:21 UTC  

That's what I don't get about Sci-Fi; there was an anime I watched a while back called Star Blazers. There was a character in it named "Dash," at least in the American version, who had glasses. They stated at the beginning of each episode that it was the year 2199.

SO, what I want to know is this: why the fuck can't Dash get surgery on his Eyeballs before going on a one-year trip into space where eye doctors are nowhere to be seen on a rickety-ass red-necked space battleship that was rebuilt from the 1945 refit of the Yamato? Explain it to me; in 2199, that eyeball surgery should be like standard procedure and readily available.

2017-07-28 03:58:53 UTC  

There's something like that in seemingly EVERY fucking Sci-Fi show I watch,

2017-07-28 03:59:27 UTC  

Lol

2017-07-28 04:00:12 UTC  

XD

2017-07-28 04:00:13 UTC  

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some idiot wearing a pair of glasses in Star Trek somewhere.

2017-07-28 04:01:30 UTC  

How about Star Wars? Did anyone catch an old hag of an extra with a pair of half-moon spectacles like whats-his-face manipulator from Harry Potter?

2017-07-28 04:02:43 UTC  

Lol

2017-07-28 04:02:56 UTC  

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2017-07-28 04:02:56 UTC  

It's for style maaaan

2017-07-28 04:03:08 UTC  

Hi Blawndie

2017-07-28 04:03:14 UTC  

hi there