Helll yea

then you'll probably like a sweaty armpit

If they're 300+ lbs it's like a pussy I kno from experience

Gotta love the morbidly obese folk

Lol

Nah, no sweat. I want it dry, I like friction burns

interesting

Well I mean

Got me there, I've obviously never had the sex

Ha

The sex

Who needs it when you got an armpit?

Don't do the sex kids

It'll kill you

Tru

now that a think about it, stroking someone off with my armpit sounds like it would tickle me

And dont **EVER** Inject mariguetus you'll instantly hav an seizure and die

Their dick- I mean

Welllll

I meaannn

Okay.

we have imaginations

So excuse ya

Because a hole inbetween some beef flaps is better than a hairy armpit

And cash me ousside

Sucky sucky five bu-

Did you just

Did

You

I'd only fuck a steak if it was medium rare, how about you?

Just

Say

Cash me outside.

Please end my suffering

I did.

Both and neither

Go to sleep.

I'd shag a cow

Uhm

If it was relatively washed, I mean

That's my queue to go home