God help us all on this faithful morning

God helps me every morning

And the fire with all its wrath

I am a good Christian boy

And the snow with all its coldness

Look at that it has nothing better to do than correct my spelling

Nice

And the wind with all its windiness

I love the internet

Sadly, I don't. I'm going out in a bit, but not yet

I hope it's cold today

And the water with all its flowiness

and... and...

I ran out of lines

Wateriness is a new word, we can use that now

Internet with all its trolliness

Earth with all its dirtiness

The net has less trolls than it used to, in my experience

praise Jesus

'-'

Inb4 I'm supposed to be the troll

Welcome to Daniels barber shop and foot masturbation clinic @Xehanort XIII

Johns whore house! You got the dough? We got the hoe!!

By foot masturbation... Do I get jacked off with a foot, or do I get my foot masturbated?

Or both?

Yes

Anything your heart desires

To all of it

I want a pit-job please

But do i get my girthy pork sward massaged?

Armpits?

L Whomst the fucc eat ass¿

Yes. I want someone to close their arm against my cock and let me shag the gap

Helll yea

then you'll probably like a sweaty armpit

If they're 300+ lbs it's like a pussy I kno from experience

Gotta love the morbidly obese folk

Lol

Nah, no sweat. I want it dry, I like friction burns

interesting

Well I mean