Message from @Police Officer One

Discord ID: 349423701474672643


2017-08-22 05:20:28 UTC  

Hey you guys wanna hear a joke

2017-08-22 05:20:37 UTC  

OKIE DAY PAL

2017-08-22 05:21:49 UTC  

I hope

2017-08-22 05:22:32 UTC  

Are you a shoelace









Because every waking moment of my life, every putrid millisecond of my life is pain. The combined words of all languages both past and present can't even begin to describe the suffering I go through on a daily basis and my desire for oblivion. There is no God for if there was he would not force such agony on me. Agony is the disease and the cure is obliteration

2017-08-22 05:22:37 UTC  

Dis nigga needs NitroType

2017-08-22 05:22:57 UTC  

Get it?

2017-08-22 05:23:02 UTC  

yea

2017-08-22 05:23:11 UTC  

i am rofling

2017-08-22 05:23:11 UTC  

This nigga typed out that whole thing

2017-08-22 05:23:14 UTC  

how it feel to chew five gum

2017-08-22 05:23:18 UTC  

the edge, so strong

2017-08-22 05:23:24 UTC  

Lol

2017-08-22 05:23:28 UTC  

mom?

2017-08-22 05:23:33 UTC  

DAD

2017-08-22 05:23:39 UTC  

I'm on mobile so it took even longer. I should've done it on my pc.

2017-08-22 05:23:51 UTC  

Feel free to add to it Daniel

2017-08-22 05:23:55 UTC  
2017-08-22 05:24:04 UTC  

<:nazi:235272942882258944> + <:workersunite:279040933759025152> =<:daddytrump:276991870960402432>

2017-08-22 05:24:12 UTC  

LMAO

2017-08-22 05:24:27 UTC  

I almost wanted to do a massive predictive text rant but I don't wanna get banned for spam

2017-08-22 05:25:02 UTC  

😤

2017-08-22 05:25:14 UTC  

Predictive text rant? Hmmm.

I like to gamble with a lot of the best artist and i love you too you stink the fuck out of me with pewdiepie and jake paul

2017-08-22 05:25:18 UTC  

Wtf

2017-08-22 05:25:49 UTC  

?skip

2017-08-22 05:25:52 UTC  

<:daddytrump:276991870960402432>

2017-08-22 05:25:54 UTC  

I don't know if you are the one that being said that you are the one that being said that you are the one that being said that you are the one that being said that you are the one that being said that you are the one that

2017-08-22 05:25:56 UTC  

!skip

2017-08-22 05:26:11 UTC  

R-r-r-ewind

2017-08-22 05:26:23 UTC  

Git gud

2017-08-22 05:26:40 UTC  

Damn dude

2017-08-22 05:26:57 UTC  

I have the Transformers Tooth Tunes

2017-08-22 05:26:57 UTC  

I just want to put on Jacob sartorius vevo

2017-08-22 05:27:01 UTC  

Lit

2017-08-22 05:27:26 UTC  

Let's try another predictive text rant.

2017-08-22 05:27:50 UTC  

I'm sorry I don't know what you think I can say I love this game and it makes me sad to think I was a little bit sad but when it's not really hard I don't have time for it but it doesn't matter if you don't want it or you want it again I think that it would make you a question and would be the one point of view of that argument

2017-08-22 05:28:02 UTC  

<@238383489278279680> its gentics its all good

2017-08-22 05:28:06 UTC  

Wow this is trash

2017-08-22 05:28:32 UTC  

Im not even mad at me for not liking pie and i think imma go slep now guys are faggots to be a genius of computers and i think imma go slep now

2017-08-22 05:28:35 UTC  

Hmm

2017-08-22 05:28:43 UTC  

<@168389723738341377> bring me my bear

2017-08-22 05:28:45 UTC  

bee