had no cell phone either

didn't have internet, didn't encourage me to educate myself on current things

I didn't have a cell phone either, but I grew up in the nineties

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i swear grandmothers are so racist o_o like at 5 years old she told me a German swear word that would have got me beat up...

because of that I wasn't prepared for adulthood. or at least not as much as I should have been at the time

Maybe that why I keep ending up in shit relationships

when I discovered the wonders of amazon.com in 2013, that was the turning point xD

pretty much all my possessions I have I got off amazon

even the dildos?

Yeeeeesssss bitch

Amazon is the shit

i think its more fun to buy them at the sex shop, that way people get to see who you are

nah, I got my fleshlight off of...fleshlight lol

Kids today are really spoiled.

wow nerd

back in my day

i had to walk 100 miles to buy a sex toy

I don't want people to see who I am buying a sex toy publicly

Like Jesus

No

Lol

sounds like those days sucked ass. thankfully I wasn't born in a time of such bullshit 😛

thats part of the fun

Nah

anyways my other grandma in Texas is a sweetheart

There was a time when you had to go into a sex shop to buy a pocket pussy; walk in there with your head up high and say, "Bruh, I godda fuck, too."

I love her so much

my grandma is a hippie

so

so is mine*

Mhm

my other one who isn't losing her mind

that makes your parent a flower child

she has like 26 chickens and she named them all

shared a pic of her in the pics channel

she's awesome, but also set in her own ways

refuses to use cell phones or internet, and still uses vhs tapes

One nearest to me in Michigan is a passive aggressive bitch. It's honestly just the culture up here that's shit. Texas grandma is amazeballs

._.

I love that, cat