Message from @MySatellite

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2017-09-10 05:04:26 UTC  

just jerking off one minute then bamn

2017-09-10 05:04:56 UTC  

My dick is too short to know what that's like.

2017-09-10 05:05:24 UTC  

same

2017-09-10 05:05:54 UTC  

Well I guess I could do it but not accidentally.

2017-09-10 05:06:41 UTC  

I slipped and fell one time while I was jerking it.

2017-09-10 05:07:05 UTC  

Why were you walking around to begin with

2017-09-10 05:07:55 UTC  

who says he was jerking his dick?

2017-09-10 05:08:04 UTC  

He did

2017-09-10 05:08:17 UTC  

No I was on my knees and there was this rug beneath me, it fell out from underneath me.

2017-09-10 05:08:28 UTC  

see

2017-09-10 05:08:33 UTC  

Ow

2017-09-10 05:08:40 UTC  

even admits they were on their kneees

2017-09-10 05:09:14 UTC  

Yeah I hit my head but luckily it didn't knock me out.

2017-09-10 05:10:20 UTC  

Worst way to pass out is with your dick in your hand.

2017-09-10 05:10:52 UTC  

?

2017-09-10 05:11:10 UTC  

thats the best way sometimes <:youCreep:284219504643276802>

2017-09-10 05:11:15 UTC  

sorry too edgy

2017-09-10 05:12:05 UTC  

Well preferably in the hands of a tall sexy red head.

2017-09-10 05:13:31 UTC  

No one else feels like sharing a story?

2017-09-10 05:18:29 UTC  

Y'all are boring.

2017-09-10 05:21:10 UTC  

<:youCreep:284219504643276802>

2017-09-10 05:21:26 UTC  

2D over 3D
Give them waifus MY D

2017-09-10 06:18:26 UTC  

EXACTLY

2017-09-10 06:18:35 UTC  

Anyone know if there's a place I can watch a hentai called Ane Yome Quartet uncensored without getting a virus?

2017-09-10 06:19:30 UTC  

I'll put some gifs of it in <#257355998065459200>.

2017-09-10 06:22:35 UTC  

Yea to bad i could only play the battlefield 1 campain since my internet is garbage and limited

2017-09-10 06:22:57 UTC  

Honestly how many games bring out a new soundtrack per every new dlc? https://youtu.be/XAix1JyPXDU?t=44

2017-09-10 06:23:01 UTC  

holy shit.

2017-09-10 06:23:30 UTC  

Hey Daniel

2017-09-10 06:26:03 UTC  

If battlefield 1 guns are based off real guns used in the real world war 1 those guns look really reduculace

2017-09-10 06:26:23 UTC  

They are, though the game uses a lot of experimental designs

2017-09-10 06:26:37 UTC  

which means they're real, just they weren't heavily used in ww1

2017-09-10 06:26:55 UTC  

Yea good thing guns today dont have literary in your face gun magzeens

2017-09-10 06:26:57 UTC  

in fact, most of the games that you use in battlefield 1 weren't the main guns used in ww1 lol

2017-09-10 06:27:05 UTC  

Yo Daniel you ever watch hentai?

2017-09-10 06:27:09 UTC  

No.

2017-09-10 06:27:20 UTC  

Lol

2017-09-10 06:27:51 UTC  

You're missing out on some of the internets finest cancer.

2017-09-10 06:28:17 UTC  

man

2017-09-10 06:28:20 UTC  

Good thing im getting better internet next month or a new phone sevice probly tmobile im thinking of switching from sprint to tmobile

2017-09-10 06:28:25 UTC  

yall know etika right?