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I got called abusive for scanning my guinea pigs

The person didn't know a scanner was just a camera.

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I Have a sudden urge to dip my hands in hot wax 🤤 😐

Noice

😉

I can hear myself blinking

what are you smoking

my allergies dried out my eyes

I keep thinking about that soongebib episode where either SpongeBob or Patrick blinks and it rips their eyelids

Wut

How do you dry your eyes out.

Hospital homie.

I slept very little

🙄✋🏻 goth gf
😍👉🏻 conspiracy gf

The North Remembers

that name

phew

So.

Who's ready for armageddon?

the book of revelations was just a fever dream

Aren't all religious books?

p much

you get it

DM me for minecraft, looking for builders @Jam3s

Yo

All my best friends said you are the worst thing that happened to me

You say you love me but you'd don't do it.

Vegans are the literal cancer of the world.

Fucking disgusting Jihads.

Statistically pescatarians are healthier.

And by that I mean "according to Wikipedia"

Fish and seafood are all good.

I bet they are

I almost be they die just like everyone else, around the same age as everyone else.

Xanax is the gayest drug there is