RIP, what state?

Let me smoke in peace dickheads.

Texas

ahh

thankfully the laws in illinois have relaxed

if you have a *small amount* its just a fine

In some cities in Texas it’s the same way but I wasn’t in one of those cities

but a small amount according to law is still a pretty decent amount

fuckk texas

and most states

Yeah honestly.

Lolz, always keep yah weed at home.

Yeah I was away at college

I should’ve known what I was in for considering this county was so conservative they had laws against sororities but not fraternities

thats weird

sororities arent even bad, lolwut

versus frats that can be batshit crazy..

In that county any house that has more than 3 unrelated women without prior license as an orphanage or rehabilitation clinic is considered a brothel

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah

thats retarded

Yep

what if you just had a house w four girls as roommates

guess they all have a new side job

Oh and possession of more than an ounce of weed is automatically a felony

thats ridiculous

Oh and dorms are exempt of course. It is a college town after all

The population of permanent residents is about 4 thousand. With the college it’s about 15 thousand

So I accepted my plea bargain yesterday.

I had less than a gram and ash in a pipe. That got me 20 hours community service, 924 dollars in fees and fines, 1 year deferred sentence with probation, and a 15 hour drug and alcohol course I must complete

yeah my bf's brother got fucked with residue in an old bowl

Also my probation officer has the right to add on AA or any drug rehabilitation support if he or she wishes.

didnt even have anything on him

thats so crazy

Yeah. Less than a gram is not enough for an arrest but they counted the ash as “useable” therefor I could be arrested

ah yes, so useable

more like already used

I took the blame for two of my friends that were with me. One was black so I feared he’d get a worse sentence and one would be shunned by their family and homeless so I took the hit.

And now neither of them have spoken to me in months which led to a breakdown last night and a Suicide attempt. Whoops that was too much information but I’m drunk so whatever.

Time for more schnapps

wow forreal? terrible people then, fuck them

thats a huge move to take the hit for them