No pussy no drinks

Me and my sister have this trait. We don’t get hangovers at all. Like genetically speaking.

It’s kinda awesome but not because it means we’re at risk of alcoholism.

my life is sad, i had a crush on a girl my friend likes.

But I’ve always been a genetic freak. My whole family have been shorter than 5’8” going back as far as our genealogy goes. Guess how tall I am

uhh

6

'2

Close

??

6’;”

*6’4”

i was about to say that

Jesus typing is hard.

fuck

Rip

xd

Lucky bastard.

im 5'6

I'm stuck at 5' 10"

Also I gave Titus invertus

On my heart. Meaning my heart is on the wrong side

Ooo.

Sounds special.

It’s weird.

When I was a kid I used to think I didn’t have a heartbeat. Turns out I was putting my hand on the wrong side.

fascinating

Beyond that I’m fairly normal.

My sis has vitiligo

All I got is asthma.

But that’s about it in terms of genetic weirdness

Although my sis doesn’t have it bad enough to notice. It’s just a patch on her stomach. Otherwise she’s way tanner than I am

She was nominated for homecoming. I’ll post a pic of us to show how different we are and also how fugly I am compared to her.

Vitiligo eh?

It’s in pics and vids

You look...

You can see just how different we are. I always joke about how I’m adopted

Like my dad...

Bitch I might be

Like, lose the mustache and you're my dad 10 years ago.

Or maybe 15.