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```The bible should be one sheet of paper
and on that sheet of paper it should say,
"Try not to be a cunt"
```

Stop, you had me at meat tornado.

```
Dear frozen yoghurt, you are the celery of dessert. Be ice cream or be nothing. 0 stars
```

i have herpes

rip

It's on my 4skin

Lol

I am concerned by life. my boss told a client (not me) that he is moving to the gold coast soon and that I am taking over his salon......

I feel like I should be told these things

thats weird isn't it

Maybe he wanted to surprise you

Merry Christmas

🎄

I'm concered by everyone

Im tired

me too

I'm depressededed

Same actually

oh no

melon shouldnt be sad

My colleague stole the chick I was trying to pull

I was so close lol

It's gonna be N entire year before I get laid again now

Hookers are a thing

💩

Even legal in somr places

As they should be

I agree

Hookers are gay

They are legal here

I mean, some hookers are probably gay

But I wanna pull my own pussy

Don't buy sex kids

I should just sign up for grinder

Thats gay tinder

I mean im not planning on dicking one any time but it seems pointless to be outlawed

Get some man meat all up in me

Oof

Nah

I like man meat