but does it surprise you?

with twitters owners

nope

I don't have social media for that reason

justin trudeau sucks

like

so does merkel

so does macron

Ohh

so does may

i guess im fine with reading things about feminism once in a while. I dont like it but i dont like creating an echo chamber of ideas around me

but its 24/7

did you know In 2006 someone tried to sell New Zealand on eBay. The price got up to $3,000 before eBay shut it down.

Are you German

so does whoever leads sweden

i am german

Holy fuck

I'm aMERiCaN hh

Good English

did you know A man from Britain changed his name to Tim Pppppppppprice to make it harder for telemarketers to pronounce.

my keyboard sucks

me

when telemarketers call me i just answer

I want to do that now

"Sheriffs Department"

@Fuckcraft my thanks ;D

did you know A woman from California once tried to sue the makers of Cap’n Crunch, because the Crunch Berries contained “no berries of any kind.”

I look up random facts to avoid an awkward conversation

and tell them to people

is that why they avoid me

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did you know Apple launched a clothing line in 1986. It was described as a “train wreck” by others.

its because they aren't weird enough for people like us

normal people suck

did you know Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

did you know batman isnt robin

Speak for yourself dickard

hey thats mean

Oh sorry

@Miffens did you know You breathe on average about 8,409,600 times a year

sounds hot