congrats was the date good

who else celebrates Toyotathon

did you use a condom

ahaha no sady :c

did you kiss

rip y0

yes lol

cheeks or lips

you didn't fart did you?

there's still time to get a good date before the year ends

lips but not "lips"

how'd you meet her?

Toyotathon

lul

tinder

oh no

shh

tinder has never worked for me

tinder is horribel

^

i used tinder so much when i was 18-21

its not worth

it's people who want free dinner/ can't talk to actual people

she seems really sweet and not bothered by my massive social awkwardness

but

shes married so theres that

hahahahahahhaa'

oh shit

you going to be a marriage wrecker

if i used tinder it would just be used for finding gaming teamates

oh fuck

that arent trash

i wouldn't touch a married chick unless she's going thru a divorce

apparently its all open and stuff

HOME WRECKER BOI

Shower sex really is trash. If you really wanna wow me take me to your local Toyota dealership. Test out a 2018 Toyota Tacoma. The red one the one that gets 60 mpg on the highway and has 4 doors and gps and WiFi capability. Yeah that’s nice. Then go back in side after test driving it and maybe chat up the guy who let you test drive. Mark Ducannon. Uh huh yeah. Talk to Mark tell him you’re interested but you may go online and check carfax or some other dumb website like that. Yeah. Then mark will be like what if I threw in a 10 year factory warranty and knocked of 2k off the asking price. And you’ll be like idk. Then he’ll be like ok I’ll tell you what let me talk to my boss he’s gonna hate me for this but ima give you my employee discount AND. Free vehicle maintenance and car washes for a year. Then he walks to the break room and gets some water then comes back and says FUCCCK he’s pissed but I’m gonna do it anyway and signs you up to take home a new mf car. Yeahhhhh fuck yes. Do that that’s so hot

oh, that type of marriage

ew

what's the point

lol

you mean