Despite having 4 course meal

Nonono. How dare you assume my preference

i aint nevah finished a meal in my life

Dessert is strictly for after dinner

Why don't you troll

i can deadlift 320 pounds

I'm super short hehe

i just said i dont

but I'm proud of being a midget

people say its cute :)

I've taken self defense

no you wont

@nah ⛓ how long did it take you to be able to deadlift that much?

2 and a half weeks

Deadlift Is where you pick it up and drop it, right?

yeah

That's fast :x

aint tryna waste no time

boyoass cant even pickup the groceries without tearing your biceps

(x)

I hate when you pick up like 7 bags of groceries and the 7th bag breaks

im shredded

you have retard strength

good job

generally speaking: take the high road, or get revenge?

take the high road

revenge isnt fun

9 years you could spend living your life

Driving home from the grocery store and a song about lesbian love in Russia came on 93x; ama

i like listening to 80s music

Oof

Why’s that

🤯

Can you dont

Come on you haven’t seen the can you don’t image?

Fucking fuck. I missed the convenient bus home by just a couple minutes. I don’t really even feel like going home the long way. Seriously considering just sleeping at work.

that is sad

The difference between that bus and the path after it is more absurd than you would ever guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8z90Zw1-M

H

Please post a title for your link when you post links so that people don’t have to tap it and open youtube just to know what you’re posting about.